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Lonely

By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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LawSixx 11

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

What a way to waste water as well.

kareltje 17

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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zander4310 5

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:37

Waste of your water bill

Midnightpearls 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 15:12

There's a massive drought in the horn of Africa killing thousands every week but hey! As long as your ego and existence is validated by the neighbors you probably never speak to, it's okay!

CallMeBloo 31

Thursday 19 July 2012 6:41

Yeah, seriously. I'm going to wreck the environment and waste a lot of money in the hopes that people are listening through my walls for trace signs of visitors!

juneashleighb 0

Monday 16 January 2012 2:05

Awww thats actually kinda sad

atomicmrpelly 2

Tuesday 17 January 2012 0:38

**** you.

LDBrann93 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 5:35

Use your hands.

shaunM 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 17:12

great way to waste water

chubby_choco 17

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:37

...okay, if you really need someone in your life that badly, try speed-dating. Get a pet. Go to a social club and make new friends. Don't waste water; that stuff has to go through a lengthy and time-consuming cleaning process before it becomes safe for use again.

iamdena12 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 7:06

weird

EdenLis 14

Friday 27 July 2012 6:45

Get a life and stop wasting water.

Elfkid21 19

Wednesday 14 August 2013 5:09

wasting water. way to go. fool.

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