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By Anonymous - 13/01/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML

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By liynda - 06/05/2011 01:49 - Canada

Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By lonesome - 15/12/2014 03:22 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Fire_Crotch - 14/08/2010 06:27 - Canada

Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML

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By youlovewaffles - 03/08/2019 04:00

Today, I was talking to myself in the shower, pretending I was Oprah. After I got out, my little brother asked if I was singing in the bathroom. I almost said no, but admitting to singing seemed a lot less embarrassing. FML

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By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 05/05/2021 06:01

Today, after taking a shower, I realised that my landlord was peeking in the whole time through broken ventilator. Once he tried to get into my room, using his keys. I couldn't tell the landlord's wife, as I didn't have any proof so I left the house, even though my rent was long due. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2012 15:12 - United States - Monson

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

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Brain fart

By jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Top comments

LawSixx 11

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

What a way to waste water as well.

kareltje 17

Friday 13 January 2012 8:52

WTF? Don't be so selfish! Think about the environment, dude! ;) I'll get me coat...

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clutz123 5

Friday 13 January 2012 16:20

leave the tv on instead of wasting that much water...

XxYingYangxX 1

Friday 13 January 2012 16:45

How about instead of posting here and wasting water you actually go out and try to find someone? ;) You never know what you'll find OP, there's someone for everyone~

kayteel2 6

Friday 13 January 2012 17:02

Forever alone!!

brunettegurly 0

Friday 13 January 2012 17:04

Forever Alone

2112mike 4

Friday 13 January 2012 17:40

So selfish...

jad07 0

Friday 13 January 2012 18:24

Your a loser first off your alone and second your wasting water you dumb**s

Tdevonner 0

Friday 13 January 2012 18:27

Sigh...if only I could say ive never done that...lol

structuredchaoz 4

Friday 13 January 2012 18:31

I know it seems rough, but living with roomates is horrible. They eat your food, sleep with your gf's, they are late on bills and always throw parties when your sick. Enjoy your freedom.

hateevryone 14

Friday 13 January 2012 19:02

*facepalm* that is so stupid

AllyyK 9

Friday 13 January 2012 19:02

That's a whole new level of pathetic.. :/ It sounds like there's a reason you live alone.

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