Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 131
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Tolarie 13

I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)

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Tolarie 13

I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)

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onlychildFTW 33

Everyone will find their someone one day. Boy girl doesn't matter. But OP I believe in you finding a soul mate. Or at least a boyfriend.

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iTsbSkuLLy 8

Actually his name is spelled Manny Quinn. (Sorry couldn't resist that Two and A Half Men reference)

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tcook912 9

....or Wizzards of Waverly Place. (:

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SeahorseGuy 7

As long as you held hands and kept it at that, what you did was only really weird, not effed up.

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Michaelsgirl04 9

but if the mannequin got wood and she decided to take advantage of it....that may cross a line

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annie_nk 22

Aw that part was so sad! "Please say 'hello' to me".

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Meme1988 18

Thats hard, holding someone you really care about is one of the best feelings ever, i hope you findsomeone special to hold when ever you miss him/her

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P1P_BOY 6

nothing like holding cold carbon fiber/plastic hands.... go out op and find someone, there are many fish out in the open ocean. FYL

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

53 - yeah, I know, I was being sarcastic. :P

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ydi_4_suking 20

the part where he kills the dog killed me a little inside. *sniffle*

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sunnyt 5

OP why didnt you just grab your own hand to see how it felt? Would've been less embarrassing..

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