Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 131
You deserved it 7 021

Top comments

I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)

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Awww that is so sad! I'm sure you'll find someone soon OP. Just be open to the possibilities and you'll find love.

I'll hold your hand for you and no I'm not a pervert, just another lonely person.

If you feel embarrassed now, just wait till some genius security guard takes a still of the surveillance feed and then post it on the internet for all the world to see...

At least you can say you're dating a model.

habibiiiiiii 2

Let's hope the mannequin isn't around when op wants to remember what sex feels like :/

doricat 1

aw, i know how that feels. :( hang in there, i hope you find someone who makes you happy real soon!

patrick29 1

Sorry op :( I do the same thing

hm I usually pull the shirt down to flash my wife hahaha

KiddNYC1O 20

Good movie. Wish it was longer. I heard they're coming out with a sequel...

Wow, I've had some seriously long dry spells before, but I've never been THAT far gone. I truely hope you find someone soon!