Lonely, so lonely…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Scarborough

Today, I held hands with a male mannequin in a department store, just to remember what holding hands felt like. FML
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Tolarie 13

I wonder if anybody saw you... Good luck finding someone, OP! (no sarcasm intended)

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ckrider64 8

if u wish upon a star maybe the mannequin will come to life!

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mussalem2 2

u can hold my hand

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ZombieKitteh 8

man anyone who would make fun of someone for this is the same kind of person who'd make fun of a homeless person. You don't need to hit them - they're already down. Have mercy. I feel your pain, to an extent. been single for 5 ******* years -_-

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Meeran 9

Jeez, go on a dating site or something

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I'madumbass 19

That really sucks, OP, but if no one else cares for you like that, I honestly would pay the store anywhere between $150 and $1000 (depending on what the store wants) and just take it as your boyfriend. It's a mannequin. He won't leave you.

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