By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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MistySky 17

She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x

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Stayin_Classy777 8

Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend

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MistySky 17

She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x

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Shootermtd25 7

No, she wasn't Hungary, she was thirsty

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Welshite 39

That's too bad. OP already had a Turkey sandwich prepared.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

No. In my Ned Flanders voice "she wants the dilly".

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DKjazz 20

If OP was cool with it, she may have gotten a different kind of sandwich...

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Fitzinator1995 13

Should of given her a snickers bar

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Stayin_Classy777 8

Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend

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sptriangle 16

He has the skills. you should take notes

Welshite 39

Or maybe they are both inconsiderate cheaters.

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DrownedMyFish 18

Yes OP, take notes from your backstabbing brother. You can be an atomic douche just like him!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Just examine the blood on your knuckles after you bash him in the nose. That's all the notes you need to learn from a ****** like that.

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rocker_chick105 31

No OP, take notes from 3. I mean with that picture and those abs, he must get all the ladies!

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kingwatto 9

Yeah, all the girls at the kindergarten, what is he, 8 years old or something, what the **** would #3 know about skills??

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xSunnyOlivia 17

I think its time for a new gf. Sorry OP. That sucks. Plus your brother shouldn't have let her make out with him anyway.

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BeccaHugs 17

I feel like he should be more upset by the fact that his brother would do that to him than his girlfriend. Family just shouldn't do that to family.

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micha090 21

I hope you that you kicked your brother's nut sack and dumped her sorry ass. She's a bitch and your brother is a douche for doing it to you OP.

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kaitlynjane 28

"He shouldn't have let her make out with him." That's implying that she was the only one doing something wrong and the brother just didn't stop it. Who's to say the brother didn't put the moves on her, first? Either way, they both did something incredibly ****** up, and they are both at fault.

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xInwex 12

Who does that? Seriously? I hope you dumped her ass.

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IloveToLaugh143 21

It's alright. Just call 1-800-CHOKE-DAT-HOE. Sorry about that:/ You must feel *****-able. Excuse the pun.

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FlyingLeumer 19

That's what I call a double whammy. Sorry OP :(

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