By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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MistySky 17

She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x

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Stayin_Classy777 8

Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend

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every1luvsboners 11

On the way home from work today I had the urge to **********. The windows in my truck are tinted pretty dark so I wasn't too worried about people seeing inside. As I was busting a nut I aimed it down at my floor mat and made a huge stain on it. I felt pretty stupid afterwards and my mom didn't talk to me the rest of the way home.

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Welshite 39

Don't even attempt to understand; simply accept.

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SlapAndTickle 20

Fail at trying to submit an FML? We all know now, so much for anonymous. BUAHAHA.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I see "boners" you're back on FML, lots of sh*t changing here.. Kids don't know who u are... welcome back or not you little mf

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GoodLookingGeese 10

Admins erased my welcome note to the "boner" WTF???

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polloloko22 3

I feel for you man but deff ditch the hoe and slap your bro!

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ghil15 8

so i guesss she really intead to visit your brother not you, sorry OP

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Dracoboxer357 35

Ditch the bitch, with an optional **** punt. No excuse for that crap. :p

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worldclassrager 39

Tough love...but shouldn't she be making the lunch? It's a woman's job... That not being sexist just trying to be funny...

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agirls_heart 5

Well at least you know now that she's not worth it, best to find out early then regret everything later in life...

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Savner 16

I hope you got her some water too because she's obviously very thirsty.

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Anyb0dyTh 8

Dump your brother AND the girlfriend. THAT AINT COOL!

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GoodLookingGeese 10

I like the spirit... AND how exactly OP can dump the brother, smartie?

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DKjazz 20

There are plenty of good ways to dump him. You could dump him off of a building, for instance. Or into a vat of acid. Or into a trash compactor.

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Anyb0dyTh 8

By getting a new roommate. Duh!

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