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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 13:04 - Israel

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I was sad, but the only thing my mom could say was, "You should have waited until I got him to mow the lawn." FML

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You deserved it 6 290

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 04:53 - United States - Muncie

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML

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You deserved it 13 209

By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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You deserved it 3 205

By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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You deserved it 135

By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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You deserved it 3 152

By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 292

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By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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You deserved it 94

By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 211

You deserved it 2 157

Alexa, play "A Man Needs a Maid" by Neil Young

By Anonymous - 28/07/2023 10:00 - Croatia - Zagreb

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend after concluding we're not compatible at all. He said he knew it all along, but he thought I was "good for all the house stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 773

You deserved it 164

dipsheep 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:14

Hey someone's gotta do it.

Welshite 39

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:07

Arbitrarily using your daughter as blackmail for household chores.

Comments

CharlesScene 3

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:07

FIRST!!!!

Jellybellybeanz 22

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:09

You want a medal or something?

Welshite 39

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:07

Arbitrarily using your daughter as blackmail for household chores.

shaww 28

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:10

Classic FML mom

XxXBadAshXxX 27

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:08

Your mom has definitely got her priorities straight *sarcasm*

Godsofdracos 15

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:19

I'd like to remove the sarcasm from that, those neighbor kids charge an arm and a leg to mow it nowadays; let alone hiring a professional. Free lawn mowing? Way to go mom.

purpleturtle16 20

Tuesday 11 March 2014 16:39

#14 Pimping out your daughter for a free mowing? Seriously?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Tuesday 11 March 2014 17:25

I know it’s weird but I like how OP’s mom thinks.

Babbit 6

Tuesday 11 March 2014 19:10

#3 Ron weasley is that you? :O.

Babbit 6

Tuesday 11 March 2014 19:10

#3 Ron weasley is that you? :O.

Clay_Pidgeon 11

Tuesday 11 March 2014 23:02

#43. #44. is that you, twice?

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 12 March 2014 5:52

#24: "That one was also sexual" - Quagmire.

Jellybellybeanz 22

Tuesday 11 March 2014 15:08

That sucks OP :( I'm sorry about your breakup and your mom's terrible attitude. But you can come out of this a stronger person :)

IHATEFMYLIFE 26

Tuesday 11 March 2014 18:07

I think that the mom was just joking, trying to make light out of a sad situation the daughters going through. I don't think the mom was being serious at all. Sorry OP, it will get better. Keep smiling ;)