By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
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sweetprettykitty 10

Bitches be trippin.

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miss_jules 11

How could you asking for a bite of her food possibly make her think that? That is so illogical I can't even think of a reason.

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sweetprettykitty 10

Bitches be trippin.

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Lebeaugars95 20

trippin n bitchin

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EphMi 5

maybe its because she is fat, that's why she's sensitive to any food related jokes.

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pinkster2014 25

No, they be crazay (anyone watch Domics? hahaha xD)

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ScottVining 21

Women are confusing yet we can't live without them.

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Spyingcheeseman 8

can't live with them. can't live without them.

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baseballbv 17

Women... Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts. Women... Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses. One old reference, one newer one

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sweetprettykitty 10

#26 its more like "can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em"

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TiroC 25

One example that I will never understand women! :)

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cakefete2 30

If only they came with a womanual. Sadly, even then it would be tailored to only one woman and not any others.

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sterling1113 15

@25; Women understand women, and we hate each other!(some women, anyway.)

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gjikvtj 18

Or hormone induced misinterpretation

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DraconicFeline 31

...Or just misinterpretation. People that blame everything on hormones annoy me.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Maybe it's how you said it?

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Saywat145 17

Just tell her what you meant. I don't see how that could mean you are calling her fat, but all girls have different modes of sensitivity.

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miss_jules 11

How could you asking for a bite of her food possibly make her think that? That is so illogical I can't even think of a reason.

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Queensland 27

It probably made her think he only wanted a bite in order to make her eat less

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worldclassrager 39

That's a pretty normal question...just an overreaction

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transcedental 18

Ah, the times when I misread the FML due to the previous one... (calling her fart.) ;D Anyway, nobody can blame you for being hungry, I guess she's having some issues about her weight, nothing you can't fix. ^^

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cakefete2 30

But, we are very sorry and promise not to do that thing that we did again, until the next time that it happens, then we'll be even more sorry.

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95DeVille 13

Yes we are always sorry for what we may do in the future.

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