By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML
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aleahlioness 15

Run fast, run far

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mikepzz 27

Run for the hills!! Run for your liiffee! Il just get my coat now

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fsomelife 26

Indeed. I'm pretty sure this boyfriend is my crazy ex after a sex change.

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carrotcart 15

Run, forest RUN. yes the downvotes are worth it.

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jerryj 27

Run into his arms after saying "yes!".

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RabbitOfAurora 28

As I clicked to view the comments my only thought was 'if the first comment doesn't say "run" I'll be very disappointed' clearly I'm not disappointed.

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Wilffe56 9

He will find you and he will jump the broom with you. Yea....Taken.....

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incoherentrmblr 21

Unless you're the female version of Uncle Leo from Seinfield, slowly walk then increasingly run faster...

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Googolman 29

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GrimReefer66 29

I think it may be a bit to soon.

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Googolman 29

Oh, wow. I thought it said 5 years, not 5 days. I must have had a cerebral flatulence. But either way, OP can just dump the guy and find someone else.

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cadillacgal79 32

14-I applaud you for saying brain fart in such a sophisticated way.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

lol unlike the other FML where some chick said "My brain farts too sometimes."

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AlwaysWatching 27

Haha I saw that Idk why people are thumbing down #

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AlwaysWatching 27

Haha I saw that too Idk why people are thumbing down #51 Oh well

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Uuuuxc 7

i seriously just did the same thing, then i caught it. yeah big difference in 5 days and 5 years

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Mightyrif 23

And on the fifth day he proposed, so on the sixth she ran. And on the seventh, he was arrested....

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urbantrashcan 18

Aww, did you say yes? Just kidding. Make a break for it while you still can

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imapartypooper 15

Hey, at least he proposed. I bet many people have to wait years for that. We also know that he does not have any commitment issues. That's definitely a plus!

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swanheart 35

On the other hand, it seems he might be too impulsive and end up proposing to someone else halfway through their engagement. :-/

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hamrtym 15

Your avatar is a bad sign. No wait, just flipped my phone, you're good.

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ELoni_fml 25

Were you at least best friends for a decade before you started dating? :S

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acommonman 23

Congratulations! I hope you said no, unless you were so dearly in love and could not live without him.

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