Unmissable

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 02:01

Today, I returned to work after testing out my theory yesterday that absolutely nobody would notice or care if I just did not show up. So far so good. FML
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You deserved it 202
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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Now the real test a did you get paid for it?

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snappleb7 12

Or... people gave you the benefit of the doubt

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snappleb7 12

Or... people gave you the benefit of the doubt

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RichardPencil 30

They probably missed you terribly and are too proud to let you know how deeply they feel for you.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

Now the real test a did you get paid for it?

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TinScarecrow 15

Sounds like my dream job. People need to mind their own more often. Are you so lonely you need coworkers to acknowlege you?

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MidnaLink 33

Sometimes being a no-call-no-show can be detrimental for others depending on the job.

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TinScarecrow 15

Obviously not this job

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Orange_Estates 6

Okay, but question in hand... did you get full pay for the week?

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