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Show it anyway#1, If you've heard stories like this before, you'd know she'd probably accuse OP of doing that. It's a classic, really.
She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
If they play uno and monopoly they mutually hate each other by the night.
Bonus FML points for reference. At least she didn't have a fit!
#14: Monopoly I get. But why should Uno have that effect? I've never experienced that.
3 words; Draw Four Card.
Right, because that makes perfect sense, to someone, somewhere, maybe. Or just no.
Trivia crack; the new relationship destroyer.
WWF is so bad... People cheat on that game left and right.
I don't think you need that insecurity in your life, good luck sir!
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.
That's why there is red houses and red cards in those games. They're painted with the blood of the unfortunate winners.
I can see the girlfriend throwing a fit whenever OP buys a hotel - "IS THAT WHERE YOU TAKE YOUR CHEAP ****** TO?"
"THEIR NAMES ARE JOAN AND MARTHA!"
-Lands on Luxury Tax- "HA, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BUYING ALL THAT JEWELRY FOR YOUR CHEAP BITCHES!"
If OP lands on the GO TO JAIL space, it will be because of solicitation.
Maybe it's time to forfeit the relationship. I'll see myself out.
Bitches be crazy
bitches be trippin. close, though.
Dodged a bullet there
What's next? You eat cereal? You're probably a cereal killer.
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She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.
Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.