Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again...

By Vampire Teabag - 12/02/2015 16:25 - United States - El Paso

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 475

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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You deserved it 4 643

She'll be single for a looong time...

By keiler - 06/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML

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You deserved it 357

By Anonymous - 02/04/2013 18:14 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was playing Draw Something with my girlfriend, when I decided to start a game with some other people. She immediately accused me of "cheating" on her, and still refuses to talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 4 979

By Anonymous - 18/11/2012 12:13 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after I spent two hours trying to teach my girlfriend to play sudoku, she broke up with me, tearfully claiming that I'd made up a fake, imaginary game to make her feel stupid. FML

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You deserved it 3 685

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

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You deserved it 26 939

Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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You deserved it 98

Thanks, I guess

By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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You deserved it 8 518

By ponyboy - 22/01/2010 22:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML

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You deserved it 4 221

By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML

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You deserved it 6 270

Trust

By Anonymous - 22/05/2024 14:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML

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You deserved it 87

Welshite 39

Friday 13 February 2015 0:10

She fails at logic and intelligence. No wonder you were winning all the games.

DaBayst 15

Friday 13 February 2015 0:11

Good thing you weren't playing Monopoly or Uno, you'd be a dead man.

Comments

lyn87 7

Friday 13 February 2015 5:30

Dodged a bullet of crazy and insecure....better off without someone like that.

uiskibum 12

Friday 13 February 2015 5:38

You can't fix that level of crazy. You'll be better off.

flychicc 13

Friday 13 February 2015 5:40

Lmao my ex said almost the exact same thing to me once after I annihilated him in a game of Scrabble. We didn't break up at that point but it still led to a huge fight and unwarranted accusations of my unfaithfulness.

yamuri 17

Friday 13 February 2015 5:42

Looks like you won again.

pheizer01 10

Friday 13 February 2015 5:56

Trivia crack: ruiner of relationships

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 13 February 2015 6:09

She's crazy

Axel5238 29

Friday 13 February 2015 6:16

She saved you the trouble of having to do it later. We all get mad over dumb stuff sometimes, but someone that seems to react badly over minor things regularly is a definite red flag and usually a sign of things with more serious issues.