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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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Same thing different taste

By XxHinkaixX - 01/08/2010 02:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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By shockedgirl - 16/01/2010 07:17 - United States

Today, I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, she kept bragging about her boyfriend and decided to show me a picture of him. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By hayleediaz - 16/07/2015 17:03 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML

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Kinda sus, huh?

By Derek - 25/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Fallbrook

Today, my best friend told me, "Dude, your girlfriend looks so much like this girl I went to high school with!" and showed me a picture of a girl with a string bikini in a semi-suggestive pose on the beach. I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't my girlfriend. He HAD to choose the skimpiest photo to compare to. FML

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Instadrama

By Anonymous - 15/05/2020 20:00

Today, after suspecting that my boyfriend was cheating while I was out of town, I came across an Instagram picture of him with another girl. I found out that he told her he was single. When I confronted him in a comment, the girl’s friend replied, "He clearly likes her more than you." FML

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By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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Looking good

By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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CARCA55 12

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:43

Relationships: you're doing it wrong

AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:46

Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.

Comments

kost4060 14

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:43

I hope he was joking cause no one would say that to their girlfriends face unless he's hinting he wants to break up

Steve97 32

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:56

This is fml lots of dummies in relationships here :p

devildog562 33

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:57

Joking or not that's a dick move. It's one thing to appreciate another woman , but for god sakes, do it respectfully, or at bare minimum quietly .

PDSot 21

Wednesday 9 December 2015 7:15

my ex sent me a picture of this youtuber while we were dating and said she was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen

CARCA55 12

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:43

Relationships: you're doing it wrong

Mynamewontfi 40

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:45

At least he is honest, still weird to say that out of the blue. Anyway, looks aren't everything. If he still loves you, it shouldn't matter that much.

wantmeasandwich 26

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:51

If looks aren't everything then why is he saying that to her?

AyeJay101 25

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:46

Wow, do you know who we think the biggest douche in the world is currently? That guy.

camilax3 15

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:47

Do the same thing to him. Lets see how that makes him feel.

Jashie 18

Wednesday 10 June 2015 21:43

I'm guessing he'd be alright with it. Most guys don't assume to be the best looking person to their boyfriend or girlfriend

rocketiquette 20

Thursday 11 June 2015 3:45

Thaaaaat's totally not immature or anything, and will absolutely solve the problem. Props.

CyberSeeker 20

Wednesday 10 June 2015 15:50

he must have been trying to trick you

ShowMeKay 20

Thursday 11 June 2015 3:22

Not sure why you're getting down voted, I thought the same. It seems like he was setting up OP to think it was her, only to make her feel bad by showing someone else. Sounds like a prick.