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I doubt a restraining order will do any good if OP`s ex attacked his wife with their friends and family all around. The threat of consequences rarely beat out crazy when it's at that high of a level.
^ especially since this is assault
Maybe an asylum. Just to keep her under control
#52 but if someone violates the restraining order by even contacting her, action will be taken. though as she attacked the wife, it's beyond restraining order behaviour
everyone knows restraining orders aren't worth the paper they are written on
What did she do to her?
SHE ATTACKED HER
I'm not saying what she did was excusable, I just wanted to know how badly she behaved.
#22, What difference does it make? The crazy bitch assaulted her for no reason. Doesn't matter if it was minor or major
Don't know why people are being so bitchy to you, #2. Did she throw a shoe at her? Did she punch her in the head? Did she scratch her face? Did she pull her hair? Did she bite her arm? Did she kick her in the shin? Did she do all that and then some? "Attacked" is pretty vague.
I agree with #51, people are getting all butt hurt over a simple question. Why wouldn't someone be curious about the details of the story?
#55 I feel like you're trying to sound cool but you don't. Shut up.
#79 On the contrary. Now look here, lady.. I don't much give a **** what people think of me (like your worthless opinion) I just stated my opinion, there was no part of that comment that was supposed to sound cool.. humorous, maybe. Since we're on the subject of being "cool" I may not be the fonz but I'm def cooler than the other side of the pillow, don't like it/me, you can go **** yourself, ho.. like you matter. I'm just doing me, if it pisses you off, go hug a live wire.
#85 now you're just trying way too hard
I'm with you #2. How badly was she hurt? Yes it sucks to be attacked on your wedding day by a psychotic ex, but it sucks differently if you're able to still enjoy the reception and maybe even eventually laugh about it on future anniversaries, then if you're going to the hospital with severe injuries and your wedding is now over for you.
Why is everyone being so rude!! As if you don't want the follow up story too!!
Someone lacks reading comprehension...
@55- I'm sorry but I must disagree, you're definitely being bitchy
Agreed with #1. Get a restraining order and make her pay for any damages or bills she caused.
Please you three join in bed as a celebration to mark 'Great Accord'. May be all of us would agree on that..
I agree with #70 for agreeing with #3 for agreeing with #1 get a restraining order
Whoa buddy! She must be like way crazy in love with your wife! ;)
At least she didn't get to the Cake, wait is the cake alright?!
The cake is a lie.
Here is the man who knows how to ask the truly important question
Sue that bitch!
That one guy...
Lol, always #6, completely agree with #30
I'll take kidnapping and murder charges for 100 jerry
Oh yeah! ... what an incredible solution to this problem. With advice such as this, I am astounded that you are not so rich and famous that you have no time for sites such as this. Please feel free to send me a personal message to advise me further on how I might also engage in fun criminal activity and end up in jail ...
#35 easy does it. You do realize that this is FML, right?!?!?! No need to get your knickers in a knot over a comment. Relax, maybe go Meditate, practice some deep breathing exercises, and don't take FML so seriously.
I have never heard that figure of speech before used in such a way. You made my day
First of all, you should call the police and get her arrested. Then maybe go to court and get a restraining order
I guess it wasn't a nice day for a white wedding...
Time for a padded room.
and some happy pills
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Restraining order, assault charge, trespassing, you know, the works for a crazy ex
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch.