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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00
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That is utterly embarrassing. Well, hopefully he's joking around.
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking
I see you in every post
Do you just look for her in every post?!!?
Or, potentially, "their" fathers
We need a follow up on this story!
we need to know if the boy op brought home was indeed their brother.
Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
I work behind a bar more than 50 miles away from my hometown and where my mother has lived all her life but I get asked who my mum is because they think I'm someone else so I'm guessing OPs dad saw a similarity. Kind of hoping that they were talking before hand though because that question asked outright is a tad strange!
Need more info, but your father seems like an ass
Your father is a master twat swatter.
Wow, think your dad just may have just found the ultimate way to ruin sex
this is ..AWESOME. so glad my father is late to this game. but holy hell is that a good one.
He probably thought cleaning the ol' shotgun was too heavy-handed a way to break you two up and keep his baby safe. Apologies OP; this is utterly mortifying.
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Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking