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Same thing different taste
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Dad jokes, part #23556
By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00
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Well, that's one way to keep the boys away. I'll have to remember that one for when my own daughter is old enough.
Dad of the year
Wont be worrying about any coitus happening there today!
Lol thats a new way to get rid of a boy xD
FYL, Leia.
Please tell me he followed that up with jk
I love how everyone thinks your dad might be serious when I'm positive he was just trying to get your boyfriend to dump you because he doesn't want you to have one I hope your father stops being childish op good luck
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Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol
Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking