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By meunluckycharms - 14/09/2015 19:54 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

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By ashamed - 28/10/2019 02:00

Today, I finally let my parents meet a boyfriend of mine for the first time ever. My dad mentioned how he was happy to finally meet him, because for the past 4 years he'd thought I was gay. FML

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Silentshdw13 22

Tuesday 15 September 2015 10:34

Definitely seems like your father wanted to embarrass you from the start. Why ask out of nowhere for the mother's maiden name? Lol

nzhx 23

Tuesday 15 September 2015 10:32

Oh my god, OP I am so sorry. That makes for an awkward situation, but (hopefully) your father was just joking

Comments

Cads1 24

Tuesday 15 September 2015 11:45

Ha, is there any chance he could be correct?

AmIReallyRenee 20

Tuesday 15 September 2015 11:54

Well at least now you know your could-be sister is a person who interests you.

IssacB 14

Tuesday 15 September 2015 16:03

Brother*

mkymouse90 17

Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:00

Was he name Luke?

prettygurl89 16

Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:02

#ParentGoals

MrsPegg 45

Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:15

#ThisAintTwitterFool 8^P

StickyPickles 33

Tuesday 15 September 2015 12:08

I think my dad may have done this to one or more of my sisters boyfriends when we were younger. Classic

jadefire15 17

Tuesday 15 September 2015 13:02

This is kind of a morbid thought...

Carlitosfmc 18

Tuesday 15 September 2015 13:19

Dad jokes, always unfunny, always embarrasing.

nightjay 21

Tuesday 15 September 2015 13:27

I hope he doesn't use that to reset his password...

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Tuesday 15 September 2015 15:44

What the hell are you talking about?

zeffra13 31

Tuesday 15 September 2015 16:46

#39 mother's maiden names are often security question answers. He could possibly hack some account and change the kid's password. Account of what is the question.