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By ohforchristssake - 21/09/2015 02:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML

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By loser - 19/10/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, while in class, a cute boy came up and asked me for my number. I giggled and wrote my phone number on a piece of paper and told him to call me sometime. He gave me a weird look and walked away. He was asking which number math problem I needed help with. FML

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Blast from the past

By Ljsmitty - 12/09/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML

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By SuperCoolGurl - 17/12/2011 13:30 - Australia

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2009 05:05 - Canada

Today, the guy I've been dating texted me to say he joined an online dating site. He must have thought I was the best person to share this information with. FML

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By mylifereallysuks - 08/11/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML

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By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2015 03:19 - United States - Watertown

Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2018 13:30

Today, my husband hooked up with his classmate in the school I talked him into going to. I helped him pass classes to get there. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 22:00 - Canada

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Monday 21 September 2015 12:04

You could always take him up on that! If he isn't interested in you romantically, you could make a friend, which is always a good thing c:

AmIReallyRenee 20

Monday 21 September 2015 12:04

What's sad is that the only way he could contact you was through a dating site.

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_OF_WG_KTA_ 15

Monday 21 September 2015 12:00

Maybe he wants to hang out with you?

JocelynKaulitz 28

Monday 21 September 2015 12:35

Well that would be a good start for OP. "Let's do homework together sometime." Or something.

Lalala579121 27

Monday 21 September 2015 14:19

That sounds like the beginning of a porno.

EvilTurtle 35

Monday 21 September 2015 15:03

homework and chill?

jerzjay 17

Monday 21 September 2015 15:05

Yeah I mean c'mon, help me with my homework is like the school edition of "Netflix and chill"

SystemofaBlink41 27

Wednesday 23 September 2015 5:01

Calculus and relax

AmIReallyRenee 20

Monday 21 September 2015 12:04

What's sad is that the only way he could contact you was through a dating site.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 21 September 2015 14:43

What if they just didn't KNOW each other, and he just recognized her name?

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 22 September 2015 8:13

I wouldnt sqy that is sad, per se. Maybe he knows and recognizes her and is just too why to ask her out in person and this is his way?

Grimmerie 31

Monday 21 September 2015 12:04

You could always take him up on that! If he isn't interested in you romantically, you could make a friend, which is always a good thing c:

I_Like_Dogs 28

Monday 21 September 2015 12:11

Unless you're in love with this friend, that can end really bad.

SoulEaterSE 23

Monday 21 September 2015 12:05

That could be the first step in a good relationship OP

Death69 24

Monday 21 September 2015 12:06

D'oh!

americanafrican 32

Monday 21 September 2015 12:06

he wants you to study with him?

Kiki242 19

Monday 21 September 2015 12:09

That could be his opening. Get you to tutor him then he puts on the charm.

MrSarary 26

Monday 21 September 2015 12:16

Cady asked Aaron for homework help in mean girls and they ended up together. You just never know OP.

AmIReallyRenee 20

Monday 21 September 2015 18:06

I love how u used mean girls for the example

Honest_Guy 10

Monday 21 September 2015 12:19

I'd tell him that the site is for dating and if he's not gonna talk about dating, then gtfo

VeryMuchDutch 12

Tuesday 22 September 2015 2:33

he'd probably reply with: learn to pick up on the pickup lines

dutchy86 20

Monday 21 September 2015 12:46

"homework"

VeryMuchDutch 12

Tuesday 22 September 2015 2:18

wzupp bro

StiffPvtParts 43

Wednesday 23 September 2015 5:19

A little hands-on tutoring on the subject of human anatomy no doubt ; )

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