By caisse à outs - 23/09/2015 01:06 - France - Saint Quentin

Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
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electrodude 15

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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zapte 7

And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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electrodude 15

Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

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buddy_J 16

I though it was "put the lime in the coke, you nut

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NYM88 26

@38 That was what Coca Cola used for their commercial for Lime Coke, you Nut.

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hellnosucka 27

you need to drill into him some priorities.

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zapte 7

And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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Dick_diamond 22

He's a believer on right tools for the right job, huh?

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Oppression_fml 19

Opening coconuts is significantly more serious than I recall.

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nishimehta 21

lol! i can't stop laughin...? but thts not a bad idea too.

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