By lemonlime66 - 20/11/2015 00:25 - United States - Lyman

Today, my crush came into the gas station I work at and said, "Man, you look hot today!" Flattered, I thanked him. He replied, "No, I mean like hot and sweaty, like you've been working hard." FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 191
You deserved it 2 264

lemonlime66 tells us more.

lemonlime66 21

Hey, OP here. This happened a few months ago, but I still remember the embarrassment like it was this morning. I made a joke out of it, we became close, and then his wife and I found out about each other. We became friends, they got divorced, and we all lived happily ever after (except him).

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

stryder9090 28

That might be the quickest escalation I've ever heard before

229 2

Comments

idefka 34

I feel like you are going to be friend zoned so hard.

185 5
Gloomzz 26

OP may have lost interest in him after that comment

21 2
lexiieeex3 32

I feel like they already were...

15 1
gamermonster 34

How can people think that you deserved it? FYL OP

25 7
itwasntme14 19

I'm assuming they think that if she was actually "hot and sweaty" that she deserves to be told that.

11 3
Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Surely the whole point is to end up with a girl who is hot and sweaty.

6 1
Supaviper 14

That's one dumb crush.

2 25
confused_wandere 26

Because saying a completely normal thing makes you dumb does it? Just because the OP has a crush on him, doesn't mean the feeling is mutual. It's not like he's got some magic detector that lets him know he's into him does he?

7 0
confused_wandere 26

I meant say 'who's into him' not 'he's into him'

1 1
Supaviper 14

What I'm saying is he's dumb for calling her hot because she looked sweaty.

1 4
NomeDMF 17

.....well. Typically, if you're hot, you sweat. So does that still make him dumb?

4 0
Supaviper 14

nowadays hot tends to mean good-looking. When was the last time I heard someone calling someone else hot referring to sweat?

0 6
littlekellilee 45

"John is hot. He has a fever." "I'm feeling really warm. Are you as hot as me right now?"

3 0
A07 48

Sounds like it's more likely you get employee of the month than the guy

20 2
max_dilbe 14

Should have tried saying "I'm hot and sweaty for you baby..". I mean it could go either way though.. :P PS: But seriously, I don't get the whole hype about distant crushes. Go ask that person out, be nice about it.. If it doesn't work out, atleast you can move on..

13 3
lexiieeex3 32

Somehow I think that would have made things more awkward...

19 0
max_dilbe 14

Hahahaha yeah I was just being sarcastic.. :P The "PS" part was the actual comment :D

10 3
lexiieeex3 32

The "hot" vs. "hot" response... Gets me every time.

102 4
trulypar 34

Hot and sweaty may not be the best compliment, but at least he could tell the OP is a hard worker...that's still something to be proud of.

10 2
SashaTaras 26

Don't feel bad about yourself, it was a mistake of hot or hot. Next time you see your crush say the same thing to them and try to make it an inside joke and become friends. Keep it up and no more just crush

7 1
limegreenpoopie 31

Hey! He at least noticed how hard you've been working :3

8 1
shortcake18 15

Sorry op but at least he noticed

2 1