Happy birthday!

By sambo99 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML
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FFML_314 11

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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004savage 0

atleast things can only get better right?

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004savage 0

atleast things can only get better right?

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chinito 0

damn well I hope you get a better birthday next year I guess.!

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uhhh_awkward 0

#1: Keeping it positive on FML! I like that!! :)

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DevianceIsBliss 0

Were the slippers comfortable?

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the_flirtt 0

26 is a little too positive...

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uhhh_awkward 0

#40: Aw, thanks! That was sweet. :)

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Just_Me_143 0

Yes, look on the bright side: Your parents are getting a divorce - that's 2 times the houses, 2 times the fun. And at least your cat remembered. Your boyfriend did too... he plotted with the cat on what to get for you. He got youthe slippers so that you wouldn't step on the cats present :D

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ChubbyCake 5

OP be thankful that you are able to live your birthday. You got slippers? Uh, are you Snooki?

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FortMinor 0

american parents divorcing, how cliche.

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uhhh_awkward 0

Hey #68! Before people totally start ripping you apart for your comment, I just wanted to let you know that the OP is from the United Kingdom. :)

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FortMinor 0

sorry kinda new to fml, how do you guys know?

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uhhh_awkward 0

Are you on your phone or the computer? On the computer, it should say it right underneath the FML. But some phones (like mine!) don't say specifically where the OP is from or what the OP's nickname is. :)

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DevianceIsBliss 0

If you're on your Ipod, it also doesn't show where they are from or what gender they are.

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ChubbyCake 5

it also depends what app you are using. My phone it say where the OP is from.

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FortMinor 0

so much confusion, I'm on my Itouch well if his from UK then FYL

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DevianceIsBliss 0

Oh well I'm on my ITouch, I use the iFML with the black background because the other one won't let me log into my account. :C

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Siji 0

In Soviet Russia, you don't get shit.

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pooper191817 0

I can send you a gift

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skanksonaplane 0

and so far, no one has yet wished op a happy birthday! (:

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stephanie0613 0

I was about too, you beat me to it! Happy BIRTHday Op. Enjoy your slippers :)

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BaconLover27 1

Lol sorry OP well at least your boyfriend cares :-)

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Roxven 4

LOLOLOLOLOL WOW FYL op (:

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Kevlar29 0

OP = Original Poster. ie. Person who wrote the FML

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uhhh_awkward 0

#58: They know. They write this on almost every FML. Silly Shaebug12. But thanks for looking out for fellow FML commenters, 58. See everybody, if we all work together, we can make FML a better place for everyone! :D

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Fortuitous 0

Why are you always so happy and jovial? This whole 'togetherness' attitude is really infectious.

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Anglar 5

your happy attitude is really bringing me down.....

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Eh, IMO, "nice" is overrated, and not much of a personality trait in and of itself. I prefer to be helpful while still reserving my right to be a snarky bitch when the occasion calls for it. It's much more fun than being cheery and optimistic all the time. :}

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EvilDoll 7

^agreed overly nice people give me high blood pressure and menstrual cramps

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FFML_314 11

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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anti_average 5

I love your comment. XD

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Fortuitous 0

Yeah FFML, the FMLs I've been reading today have a lot of that. People need to grow thicker skin. But don't worry, I'm sure the people with a sense of humor will back you up.

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DocBastard 38

FFML, your a fukin bitch!! lolololololol!!!1!1one!

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Fortuitous 0

anti_average, it seems as though your comment has erased mine. Oh dear. Well, no one has gotten on your case about being an asshole, FFML. Right, Doc? ;)

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DocBastard 38

whateva u suck to!!! Sorry folks, it's been one of those days.

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bjrohrich 0

total agreement with doc, damn woman get some friends. oh wait they all ran away from you

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Cupcakeshizz 0

and that her cat knows when her birthday is! that's one very clever cat.

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spider63 0

a boyfriend who got her slipper which her cat will most likely shit in next birthday........

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Screw_twilight 0

That sucks. But atleast you didnt get in a car crash and turn into this horrible deformed looking thing, making your boyfriend dump you. Just look at the positives :D

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Fortuitous 0

Happy Birthday! Well, it's a new year. And with each new year, new memories to make and new places to go. You can only go up from where you are now. The glass if half full, and things aren't as bad as they seem. Wait... I smell fowl play. ;)

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pimplayer 0

only beacuse it was your bday you think it's a fml? selfish ***** that would make anyone's day suck

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perdix 29

Are you sure the dead bird and the pile of shit aren't really from your boyfriend?

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CiaranPM 0

Yeah, the bird, cat, and parents chipped in to buy her a pair of slippers when the boyfriend found out. The cat ran away in fear to inform the parents, who promptly went their separate ways, while the boyfriend strangled the bird and shat on it, thus taking the slippers and offering them as a cover-up present. She then got a rash from the horrifying scene.

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SadinSherman 16

And Ms.Scarlet murder him with the candle stick in the library.

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