Happy birthday!

By sambo99 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML
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FFML_314 11

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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004savage 0

atleast things can only get better right?

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athena3100 9

lol at least u got slippers!!

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fizzizzi 2

Slippers aren't that bad! He could have dumped you or forgotten, I like slippers.

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Rxoxdx 0

Better than nothing(talking about the slippers, the bird and poo are worse than nothing)

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BustyNekoGirl 4

well id just hang myself right there and then but i have a boyfriend that doesnt do that stuff and my parents were devoreced a shit load of times and i dont really care that much and my cat well she eats mice and throws it up on my pillow and somtimes on my dresses

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jpqm32 3

Did you want the slippers because then its not all shit

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