Happy birthday!

By sambo99 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, it's my birthday. So far I have received: the news that my parents are divorcing, a dead bird and a pile of shit left on my bed (courtesy of the cat), a rash all over my face, and some slippers from my boyfriend. FML
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FFML_314 11

It's obvious that the day of your birth has driven them to the point of sheer misery, you don't know how to take care of your pets, you're sticking your face in places it doesn't belong and your boyfriend is secretly a homosexual. FYL indeed.

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004savage 0

atleast things can only get better right?

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SONiC79 0

put ur slippers on and go to the kitchen to make him sammmiches

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flipcrazy 0

All I saw was "some slippers". GIMME!!!!!111ONEONE

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DSebastionA 0

If she was a guy she'd be happy with some birthday sex but noooooooooo

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SettoFail 9

... atleast you got slippers. (:

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chasity_27 2

Stop being a brat. Be grateful you lived to see another year

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OwenMcAwesome 0

At least you got slippers you ungratvbitch...

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Sammara 0

Well, it could be worse. It could be your sweet 16, with your sister getting married, your grandmother feeling you up, and an awkward Asian exchange student with a goofy name calling you "Hot Stuff." Not to mention a nerd trying to have sex with you and asking for your underpants. Oh, and no one remembering your birthday.

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OwenMcAwesome 0

At least you got some slippers you ungrateful bitch.

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