Miscellaneous: Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2010 17:35 - Canada

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

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You deserved it 5 969

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 12:52 - United Kingdom

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

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You deserved it 2 984

How soon is now?

By Grandmas lost it - 28/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I turned around after loading the washing machine to discover my husband's 89-year-old grandmother dropping her pants. She looked at me and said, "I hope you don't mind but when you got to go, you got to go." She then sat down on the toilet and let out a loud, long fart. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

By kha - 24/03/2009 10:18 - United States

Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML

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You deserved it 15 151

Gamergating

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

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You deserved it 28 703

By missmycomp - 12/11/2009 14:36 - Singapore

Today, I returned home for the first time in a year, and found my entire computer missing. I asked my grandma about this, and she told me that she threw "the TV" away because it "no longer responded to the remote control." FML

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You deserved it 3 147

Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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You deserved it 5 238

By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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You deserved it 2 537

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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You deserved it 6 252

By ubbernoob - 05/03/2009 19:33 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 280

You deserved it 143 006

Enough is enough

By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 05:45 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML

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You deserved it 3 284

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:03

I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the **** I want wherever the **** I want.

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:40

When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.

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STr8_CaLi_d0p3 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:02

gross

fakeaccountX 6

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:40

When you are confused beyond belief, the fart is the only intelligent response.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:33

It's how she can start walking again Get that extra helping of torque

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:37

I dont get it...

Charlotteeexx 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:07

my **** is a flower

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:23

is it just me or do old people have the longest and loudest farts? I once experienced on that went for at least 40 secs and moved between tenor and bass.

FarSide 22

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:55

You should have told Grandma it WAS a computer, and then shot video as she tried to FaceBook her friends with it.

smashgrab 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:16

102 wins everything!

bigblue95 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:18

she probably thought u said ****. lmao

Hamsterzilla 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:15

WOW.

icecreamdriveby 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 14:20

Haha 52, your comment made my night.

pwincessa23 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 9:52

WTF? "ur **** is a flower"??!!!! really?!

th3b0ss 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:16

bazinga

creamofwheat 4

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:42

Gee, I didn't know you POSSESSED a ****.

novair 5

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:02

zing

H3ALTHFR3AK 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:19

the same bitch probably tries to drive

TheOptimist 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:35

Someone's a sleepwalker.

C19_fml 9

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:02

Epic.

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 23 November 2010 23:53

No, it's not you douchebag. Only oceans, long narratives, and the cosmos are epic.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:42

Literally owned, literally

killjimmy 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 2:15

Actually, it would be figuratively.

CoachLlama 5

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:01

Someone has been reading a certain pirates page.

kittydidit 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:33

Epic indeed, C19. I couldn't agree more.

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Tuesday 20 December 2011 11:16

I love you 58 and 73! I wish all these dumbasses hadn't learned the word epic!

tommyxtroutx23 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:02

Change her diaper!!

KRYPTON1T3 5

Wednesday 26 January 2011 6:26

lmao! wow.

River_Hill_Kid 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:03

i remember the fifth time that happened to me...

crazykidd15 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:59

lol I hate when that happens!

Elizabeth123654 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 9:24

whut..!?

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:03

I love old people. I cannot wait for the day that I am old and can do whatever the **** I want wherever the **** I want.

xLil_Mx 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 1:44

So you gonna wear that tiger costume when you're old?

MuchDance90s 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 3:21

me too

Argento1301 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:13

right on

passwordusername 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 6:19

Hehe, based on your pic, you aready do what the heck you want ...

Troll45 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 13:52

that's not him that pic is all over the internet

SebIsBest 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 18:18

Old people FTW.

owencgray 10

Sunday 5 January 2014 4:43

yep

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:09

I'm old! I was confused! /Uncle Leo

devileyekill 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:32

It was just a book they way overreacted.

michael666 7

Saturday 17 August 2013 23:25

uncle leo was a random friendly super mutant in fallout 3, I wonder what ever happened to him..

bladomas 2

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:11

lmao, stupid grandma, shoot her

nikki456123 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 0:11

when your old I hope your grandchildren shoot u

marylovesyou8D 7

Wednesday 24 November 2010 5:45

I would hate to be your grandmother.

ichikibobivopula 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 5:30

dickface

Zoesbiggestfan 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:11

XD Funniest fml ever

Herox 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 22:13

its worse than Saddam's mustard gas!

OolioFoolio 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 10:22

Win.

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Same thing different taste

How soon is now?

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