By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Lizza330 28

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

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jonan1212 5

I h8 ^^ this is really FUNNY

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juliahockey 0

you hate yourself? haha. this is awesome. definitley FYL

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Krajjan 9

I wonder what Sigmund would say.

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bubble25_fml 5

idk about Freud, but Phil would say something along the lines of "own your gender confusion!"

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therealdavid 0

Wow, I started picturing it and getting Horney. then you said you were a guy. Boner kill....

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therealdavid 0

I started to get horny when I started picturing this, then you said you're a guy and it shrunk. Boner kill.

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NickK49 0

Really? Same thing was happening to me until it said OP was a man...I instead tore a hole in my pants and lost control all over the bedroom wall.

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dragonmaster3000 0

there's nuthin wrong.. I have had Many dreams I was a girl so nbd

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sduhamel 0

#131 you get horny from reading this?! ure really deprived man FYL

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xXxSophiexXx 8

think it might be sign?? lol jk... but maybe it's a memory from a past life :0

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xDefendPopPunkx 14

Who was the groom?

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iSitt 0

HouseMD says op was born with ambiguous genitalia and the parents decided to make you a boy.

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BWill9014 4

#53 I just seen that episode a couple days ago haha good reference

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EmoLittleBish 0

lol it's a sign from the gods... maybe their trying to tell him he's going fruity........

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robotnhi 0

dreams are awesome adventures. and this one sure is the best.

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samadams42 0

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22cute 17

maybe OP was a girl in a past life

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dangermouse2990 19

Affectionately complimenting a total stranger can give off creeper vibes...

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Lizza330 28

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

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mkrone 0

The problem is he feels like he should bother the online community with this. We have more important things to handle. Like raptors.

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Nuclear_Ninja 6

Yeah. I had a similar dream. I wasn't getting married. I was a guy I was wearing this white dress that was so comfy and I absolutely loved it. So much, in fact, that I didn't want to take it off.

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blondebrunette11 4

...dreams r usually from previous events. don't get ur hopes up for this guy.... its a depressingly sad tragedy :( lol

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RedPillSucks 31

No.... Not saying he needs to reassess his stereotypical gender roles or his sexuality, but I don't think this is normal.

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rattusrattus 18

I've had a dream where I was a 'princess' and had to rescue my boyfriend as Rapunzel. Genders stayed the same. All that hair... so hot. Dreams are weird. It probably means you want chocolate cake or something.

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Happybunny1998 0

LOL yeaa just chocolate cakee :) no worries

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PreludeToADream 0

It is pretty normal tbh. Most people just won't admit to it.

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