Miscellaneous: Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white...

By bride - 14/02/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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You deserved it 10 007

By Anonymous - 28/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML

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You deserved it 3 597

By Anonymous - 12/04/2019 20:00

Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML

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You deserved it 387

Wedding of the year

By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 16:58 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML

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You deserved it 1 159

By twitch01 - 09/08/2009 07:31 - United States

Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML

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You deserved it 54 385

By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 23:35 - United Kingdom - Somerton

Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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You deserved it 918

By LoveSick - 06/02/2019 04:00

Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML

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You deserved it 252

Fingers crossed

By ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML

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You deserved it 3 512

By matish - 20/09/2018 13:30

Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML

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dre_bro11 12

Monday 14 February 2011 12:12

ahahaha this ones the best

Lizza330 28

Monday 14 February 2011 12:17

I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.

Comments

4Lonely2Stoner0 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:16

Some men are born that way, don't fight it

EvilSpirt 5

Monday 14 February 2011 14:23

Its a sign

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 14 February 2011 14:32

Maybe you were imagining things from your dreamgirl perspective?

kingnothing607 3

Monday 14 February 2011 14:39

A stupid dream is worthy of FML? Wtf? Its just a dream why would that be bad? Dumb ass...

mrmerino 0

Monday 14 February 2011 14:48

dude, that's hilarious. I wouldn't worry about it, it's just a dream.

TeenieAmerica 9

Monday 14 February 2011 14:59

Uh, that's not that bad. It's just a dream. People dream about weird shit all the time. You must not be very secure in your manliness if a stupid dream can make you feel emasculated.

Wolfhowl85 3

Monday 14 February 2011 15:04

Don't listen to the goons. If you a freaked out by it no worries. You're only trying to find your inner balance.

slickrasta 1

Monday 14 February 2011 15:06

You're flamboyantly gay, for sure.

mrjude 3

Monday 14 February 2011 15:10

I think you are not understanding the phrase "**** my life". I mean, really, it's a dream dude... People have strange dreams. My girlfriend is over my shoulder laughing at this right now and telling me about how she had a dream where she gave birth to a hamster. It's a dream, get over it.

sourgirl101 28

Monday 14 February 2011 15:12

You could look up the meaning of dreams for fun. It probably means something like you are ready to commit to a beautiful girl with a nice rack and feel so close that it would feel as if you've become one.