By ceetee - 26/07/2011 13:35 - Australia

Today, someone came over and told my mother, "I'm your son's friend Morris, I need to get something out of his car", so she gave him the keys. I have no friend called Morris, and now I don't have a sound system either. FML
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chaps93 6

my name is Morris. do you have a problem with that??

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liquidfireKAN 0

yes, and probably more than you.. well I guess 0 isn't a hard number to beat...

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MrFlintstone 5

hey your an imposter

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dolphincheddar 10

your mother is missing a few brains cells, possibly a tad too many

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futtbuck101 1

It's chuck Norris's distant cousin.

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Trololololololo_fml 7

Make her pay for a new one. She should've checked with you beforehand, by sending you a text or calling you.

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chocolatechocha 8

lisa turtle. Kelly kapowski. Jesse spano. screech. and slater do. (showin my age here)

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tori42995 0

why not just take the car? instead of the sound system

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fistnazal 10

lmao 85. wow. I'm really mad I didnt think of that. that was great. thank you.. lol smh

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guckylynn 19

Plenty of people do.

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littlemissFYL 5

*85, I was thinking of saved by the bell, too! gotta love zac

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My_Name_Is_ 5

hope you have learned something. never let your mom keep your keys, they will believe anything, even something horribly made as morris.

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goshpeople 4

Good idea. Although, it is funny that "Morris" only half-lied. He really did get something out of your car.

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KaptainKronicX 5

OP should look on the bright side... he still has a car.

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leader0011 5

agreed. his mom is an idiot for not asking first so it's the least she could do

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Lauren10102 3

Do you have a friend named Morris, that is the question at hand...

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thewife5 19

umm.. he said he did not, therefore it is not the question at hand..

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KiddNYC1O 20

Haha the dumbest ass. #4 follow instructions on my pic.

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Miss_Michaela 10

The question at hand is why would you ask that question at all.

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BeastMode5 0

Put a shirt back on your stick figure, it's not that sexy! But yes I do agree, it does suck...

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icefshng8 9

lucky he didn't take the car!

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least you still have your car? Unless your car is a shitbox not worth stealing that you put a $7343 sound system into...

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sxe_beast 11

Who would put an expensive/nice sound system into a shitty car?!

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allmidnighteyes 10

because people in the ghetto tend to take beat-up, rusting-through 1988 Buick Le Sabres and install 4 amps and 6 12" subs in the trunk and 24" fake chrome spinners from Wal*Mart on their rims.

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stormracer101 5

seriously? you must not live in the south because that is all you see. shitty cars with loud ass sound systems and huge expensive rims.

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HondaKidd 5

IN*expensive rims.

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ariannaa_fml 17

26- it's a disguise ;)

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jjpj99 0

Scrapers? Haha. Funny mini monster trucks >=D

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TheNewGuy03 28

not even philip morris? awww, i thought cigarettes were good for you...

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