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I bet you wish he stole your car, it's much easier to find a stolen car than a stolen stereo. FYL.. sorry your mom fell for that:/
"I'm your daughter's boyfriend Morris - I'm just popping up to her room for a while ..." Your mother should be more careful.
sorry the bank is closed, I will be collecting all deposits in this brown bag. thank you have a nice day.
^ Win statement is win.
u mad bro?
I don't think kicking your mom's ass would be the best solution, making her pay it back yes
I kinda think maybe you needed your ass beat more as a kid to talk like that at the age of 21.
that'd be pretty low if you "beat your moms ass" don't you think?
How would you know if he did or not! don't get sassy with the OP >:(
bad bitch lord excuse me!
Instead, you'll feel and hear what Morris (or whoever ends up with the sound system) blasts in his car. And you might hate their musical preferences even more than the OP's.
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who has a friend named morris?
make your mom pay for it