By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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Midrash 5

I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid

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RedPillSucks 31

I feel the same way about girl scout cookies.

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vsat207 0

You should buy smooth peanut butter and put peanuts in there just to see what happens

gntfmlingnow 12

Alan, I think she means she knows it doesn't contain full peanuts, not that it doesn't have peanuts in it

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Midrash 5

15 - Wow. U just made me lose all hope for the human race.

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vsat207 0

I'll let you in on a little secret, not everything said on this site is serious.

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13FTW 9

23, oohhhh bitch pleeaaasse. You did not just try to one up Alan did you? Just by attempting to argue with such a god of FML makes your argument invalid.

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ikickgingers 15

All this sarcasm is turning me on.

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enonymous 8

Everytime I order a hot dog I'm disappointed there's no dog in it...

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RedPillSucks 31

I feel the same way about girl scout cookies.

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13FTW 9

Alan, drunk ain't enough, you need to be totally ******* wasted!

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Chazyj 4

Got to love getting owned but the FML team :-p

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txgirl2013 14

blondes are smarter than you right now

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Jammy01jams 2

Oh my god. I simply cannot believe there is someone with this level of idiocy on this site. Please tell me you are joking Vsat... :(

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EvilPotato 14

Vsat, you are suffering from a disorder I call extreme stupidity, I should know I'm a doctor, and also there's no cure. Alan you are suffering from a disorder called extreme ******* ownage, like stupidity, it cannot be cured, your either born with it, or not.

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captainfalcon7 0

he's allergic to peanuts so he doesn't want them in his peanut butter. How doesn't that make sense?

Victoire_W 0

Listen lemonass, peanut butter, smooth OR chunky, are both made of peanuts. Make sence?

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gurly98 13

Dude u don't have to insult him

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HowAreYouToday 34

-.- this thread made me facepalm... So much

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Or you can crush up the nuts in front of him, then say... "Smooth PEANUT butter coming up!" I mean c'mon, he could have just said he doesn't like his peanutbutter crunchy.

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chunkolard 1

Ur ****** dumb, Vic.

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annihil8or 15

Hey dummy, peanut better is made outta peanuts

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ilyphilip 2

peanut butters made from peanuts idiot

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doglover100 28

I can't believe someone asked that.

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Coalke 5

You guys. It was sarcasm! Really! It was dripping, people!

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Midrash 5

I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid

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eharmonee 0

He might not have. She could have been adopted!(:

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IKickPuppiesHard 16

No the real question is how does someone old enough to go buy peanut butter by themself not know their dad is allergic to peanuts?

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Kdawgg01 2

You deserved it simply for buying chunky peanut butter you sick freak

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melchibr_fml 0

You should be locked up in a mental institute for a Long time. Buying chunky peanut butter for someone with a peanut allergy is sick and psychotic!

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leena24 11

68... try reading the original post before putting someone else down

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harmonyrulez 0

That is so true. Chunky peanut butter should be outlawed. I am thoroughly disgusted. Smh.

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alpaquette91 9

Tell him he's allergic so he can't eat peanut butter, there for it doesn't matter what type of peanut butter you get. Your the only one eating it

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meliesFML 0

actually, I'm allergic to peanuts & for an odd reason chunky peanutbutter gives me an allergic reaction cause of the peanuts but smooth doesn't. so what he's saying actually makes sense.

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alpaquette91 9

Omg Alan wrote on my post eeeekkkkeeee I'm soooo excited :D

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rkmepm 16

If only you used the right grammar I would have understood your point of view

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FarSide 22

I swear some of you are nucking futs.

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CookieMonstr19 0

Heyyy ur on the FML Team....cool!! ;p

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CookieMonstr19 0

Cool Alan wrote on ur post....u lucky son of a bitch.

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CookieMonstr19 0

Cool Alan Wrote On Ur Post...Lucky

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doyouloveme6543 0

No it doesn't. Peanut butter is MADE of peanuts. Even the smooth kind which, btw, is nasty crap.

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stevenJB 25

131)....your stupid. :P

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linko_fml 0

And shut up and make him a sandwich.

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captainfalcon7 0

makes sense to me.. I'm allergic to bees and I wouldn't want bees in my peanut butter.

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bones_17 5

In this case being adopted would seem better Then with a dad like this :p

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silver848 6

Bone 17 ur an epic dumbassssssss.

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