By Anonymous - 14/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Midrash 5

I am surprise a guy like that was able to get laid

RedPillSucks 31

I feel the same way about girl scout cookies.

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Being deathly allergic to peanuts myself, OP, I'd say your dad's an idiot. xD FYL.

chunky is like infinity times better more for you

Real men don't need to make sense. You'd better watch your shit and buy smooth next time

u can be allergic to raw peanuts and not peanut butter!!!!!

SoulTermination 3

Makes perfect sense to me - my mother-in-law can't eat chunky peanut butter or any sort of nut without the inside of her mouth breaking out and her face swelling, but she can eat smooth peanut butter just fine. My sister-in-law is the same way with tomatoes - she can't eat raw tomatoes without a reaction, but she can have pizza and pasta sauce and nothing happens.

megachaos 3

You're a moron. Some people are allergic to the textures of things. I cant eat raw apples but can eat them any other way. Same for nuts. Learn something you gay ****. You're the one with the invalid argument

mandibreann1212 6

Is this language necessary? I think not...

#93: And the molecular structure that causes allergies suddenly changes when peanuts are blended and smothed? I don't think so.

LOL his argument may be valid but this fml is still hilarious!!

I actually had a bf that said tha same thing. He could only eat creamy peanut butter cuz he wuz allergic to peanuts. I tried to tell him it's all peanuts anyway he didn't understand. Smh. Fuckn idiot.

jasminemcgee10 7