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By Ca13b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 468
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Nikkitaria 9

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

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DK1234567 8

I guess OP isn't in to that kinda stuff :/

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Keyman1212 14

Oh holy mother of God... I remember when I had tear gas training in the navy.... **** THAT. OP's butthole must have been swollen and sore forever.

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Jennyboo5797 4

#33 or maybe it was her ****** o.O or both...

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Georgieeporgiee 9

Nice brother...

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meelo88 13

oh man....that sucks....that's gotta be worse than getting Bengay on your privates

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illmatic2 16

His username is Ca13b. I don't know about you, but I don't know too many girls named Caleb.

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rainydayz133 6

#78 Guess your name is pedo bear with good reason..

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doctorwhogirl 0

well at least your protected from any surprise butt sex in the mean time- this could have been a blessing in disguise

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idontcare8l 3

Atleast he didnt put it on your tampons? ( or condoms if not a girl )

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exleonhart 0

33- did you use calculus and lasers to determine how much gas you were exposed to?

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dre_bro11 12

OP, replace the contents of his lube with muscle cream. That'll teach him.

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scrapmetal58 9

33 - I remember my CBRN retraining (might be called something different now) when I was in the navy. I had LASIK eye surgery a couple of months prior and let me tell you, unimaginable pain. I had gotten pink eye on both eyes and was healing slowly. We had to walk into the gas chamber about 5 metres without blinking before we were allowed to don our gas masks. I got about half a metre inside before I screamed in pain and covered my eyes. They grabbed me and pulled me outside and poured a bucket of water on my face. My face was burnt from the gas, likely from my tears since it burns moist areas. I can't even describe how painful it was. Then, they made me go back in. I finished this time thanks to the layer of water on my face. I had undergone this training before the surgery and never had an issue. :'(

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Nikkitaria 9

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

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zinoxity 23

I'd just put pepper spray in his eyes.

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sillyjb 9

Cayenne pepper in the underwear!

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TheCylonmaster 3

When he's asleep, pepper spray his hand because I bet he jerks off at 1:00 a.m.

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mduffy08 8

Axe + lighter = good intentions?

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AznShadowWc 9

Pepper spray his pillow.

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UrLyfSuxx 0

So is pepper spraying toilet paper.

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bad_chiquita 5

No, fart on his pillow and give him pink eye.

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fml8396 0

I laughed when I saw this!!

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kirsty1551 3

not really, unless he used the toilet paper?

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Troy_K 7

Pretty obvious that he used it. I don't think many people will check toilet paper to see if it's pepper sprayed lol.

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saIty 17

Watch out for fire coming out of your butt after you let one rip.

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JenDanielle917 13

Or a fireball that shoots out of OP's mouth. Wait, that'd be pretty badass.

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tannerparker16 0

I'm not sure how salting his pillow would do anything, unless u plan on wiping ur ass with the pillow

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JenDanielle917 13

Can't imagine how bad that would hurt, especially if OP is a girl.

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vipirius 18

why would op's gender make any difference?

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Brandonbhp 6

a girl could use the toilet paper to wipe her ******....thats why there is a difference in genders -_-

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GabbyCharityM 0

105 - I hope if you're a female that you know you have to wipe down there..

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kdhm2b 0

stupid text 101: 1=L 3=E. Hence Ca13b = Caleb. How many female "Caleb"s do you know?

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