Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML
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Theglc20 27

I would have just burned down the house

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gogo44444 28

Yeah I'm 14 and I kill small bugs for my 45 year old mom, it's completely normal

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ata2002 3

There's plenty of shame. So many people are afraid of such tiny little things. It's not like they can really hurt you

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Theglc20 27

I would have just burned down the house

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mds9986 24

Better get rid of the whole neighborhood to be safe.

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Badkarma4u 17

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

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jentrynicole 20

She's stronger than I would have been.

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clairelaliberte 16

Hey, you handled it quite well considering I would have likely panicked and locked myself out of the room.

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sweetbliss3 37

no joke. one time there was a spider in my bed. and then I lost it somewhere under my bed. I didn't sleep in my room for a month. only thing I went in my room for was clothes that I shook out and checked before wearing.

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pharaohasphuck 10

While I was taking a shower, a devilish spider had appeared next to my feet. I didn't have my glasses on and all I saw was a black dot on the floor. I got my glasses and saw it was was a spider. I haven't been in that bathroom for 5 months until my dad got mad at me for being a pussy :/

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MedChew 19

Don't sweat it, I wouldn't go near a huge spider without at least being decked in full body armor with something big to smite it in hand. These things are hellspawns, man.

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pokemyeyes 23

What if it managed to run up your armour and fall into a small crevice lost somewhere within you trapped between your clothes and body and you cant do anything about it because the full body armour takes like 5 hours to get in and out of? Easier and safer to just burn the house down.

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americanafrican 32

good thinking, next time i will bomb it from outer space

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cristy91 33

Aww, I would have taken the spider for you, OP! If it helps anything, nearly all spiders you find spidering about are totally harmless. If your fear isn't too extreme, try researching and learning about them, it should give you more confidence and let you appreciate a whole new form of life! If you want to start off with cute spiders, search up peacock spiders (like the sparklemuffin).Good luck :)

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americanafrican 32

never ever put cute and spiders in the same sentence

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theplaguedkitten 5

sparkle...muffin...? and spiders are the 2nd cutest anals ever... only beaten by foxes of course

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americanafrican 32

second cutest anal? i would hate to see the cutest

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nemisis11 12

Do you have an uncle by chance? (And is there a toy bin in the house?)

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Grayness_ 26

I would probably do the same to be honest. You're not alone OP !:")

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itsalanis 25

I think it's safe to say that the spider now owns that room in your house.

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