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By Ca13b - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 469

You deserved it 4 014

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Hard times

By psychopumpkin - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, I'm so strapped for cash that I smuggled toilet paper out of my mother's house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 672

You deserved it 7 460

Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 453

You deserved it 3 869

New fragrance just dropped

By lavenderpiss - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Australia - North Adelaide

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavender while I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. My whole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 488

You deserved it 4 025

Self defence

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to my grandmother's house to pick up her cat to take him to the vet. She forgot who I was and sprayed me in the face with pepper spray. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 117

You deserved it 2 484

Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 105

You deserved it 311

Devious

By rachel - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 009

You deserved it 3 906

Catfishing 101

By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 218

You deserved it 6 305

The smell test

By sosadstudent - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Netherlands

Today, I realized I can tell which one of my 6 roommates has taken a dump, just based on the smell emanating from the toilet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 106

You deserved it 4 462

Creeped out

By NotASpiderMan - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle

Today, as I was changing my sheets, I found a huge spider under my pillow. My 10 year-old sister had to get rid of it for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 958

You deserved it 6 218

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 693

You deserved it 4 319

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Top comments

Nikkitaria 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:11

Put pepper spray in his underwear drawer

SinisterMedic 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:21

Fire in the hole...? :)

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hazardoussmiles9 22

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:53

That is... GENIUS.

yummcookie 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:58

This actually made me cringe. FYL OP

mintcar 9

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:02

I'm sure that lit a fire up under your ass. Your brother is an evil man. What did you do to piss him off?

perdix 29

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:03

What a flaming asshole!

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:04

It would be funnier if your Guiche was pierced.

perdix 29

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:15

They say, "You learn something new every day." Thanks, Kicky, for making that cliché come true for me before 10:15 AM here. Now, I can go back to sleep. Sometimes, you learn something that you wish you hadn't, but I'm happy that you are aware of that zone. And, no, I'm not taking you up on the inevitable dare.

ikickgingers 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:43

51 - I thought you were all knowing. :/

perdix 29

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:55

Haha, Kicky, I'm so frickin' smart because I'm always learning. Aristotle said, "I know shit because I think I don't know shit." (Yeah, that's the exact translation from the Greek.) I learn something from everyone I meet. Last night, the lady at the popcorn store edu-ma-cated me on some of the various varieties of popcorn and which would work best with a hot-air popper. I'm an eternal student. I wonder what else I can learn from you ;)

rayzer_fml 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:06

Is OP a girl because if OP is a girl then I feel really bad for her. ?

Jamicianprince 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:17

Hot damn that hurts When it gets in your eye it must hurt more when it's in your ass

lcau322 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:17

thats actually a pretty cool idea FYL though:/

silverdrake69 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:29

You didn't notice the toiltte paper was red??? Hate to say it but u kinda deserved it

tinagina 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 21:40

Pepper spray isn't red...

SnailJamsss 6

Sunday 16 October 2011 5:03

Ahahaha.

Poetaster 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:31

I'm thinking it's time for him to experience the fun of a hefty dose of a laxative.

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Today, my friends and I decided to compare dick sizes one by one. I was last and I was the smallest. I was also the only Asian amongst my friends. They now call me "the stereotype". FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 643

You deserved it 29 280

Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was, "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 270

You deserved it 14 173

The Top

Today, I told my mom I wanted to see a doctor, because I feel like I’m slipping into depression. I told her I was so sad, I didn’t shower for 4 days. Her response? “I don’t believe that. You’ve always had great hygiene!” Duh, I’m not myself lately! Thanks for noticing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 032

You deserved it 153

Today, I bought a $100 Victoria's Secret gift card for an ex who I still have a thing for, only to find out she started dating someone else a week ago. I just realized I bought lingerie for her to wear for someone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 318

You deserved it 2 698

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 996

You deserved it 15 589

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 447

You deserved it 1 852

Today, I decided to try a 7-minute exercise video to start working out and get in shape. I couldn’t make it though the video. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 880

You deserved it 476

Today, while on a flight, another passenger pulled their carry-on out of the overhead. They forgot about the filled, metal water bottle clipped to the outside until it nailed me on top of my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 257

You deserved it 463