Set distraction. Run. Steal. Run. Why didn't I think of it?!

Kids these days...

I was so sure he was going to say " I walked back just in time to see the kids setting fire to my bike" don't know which of these outcomes would be better

I was thinking the same thing about the end of the FML, I reckon both outcomes would be just as funny

Could only happen in THE netherlands... Always put à lock on it, op

Yeah, YDI for not locking your bike...

At least you saved mother nature :) Also, don't kids have anything better to do with their lives? -_- I don't even understand the point in setting a bush on fire. Worthless.

Don't worry Karmar will get em!!

Kids these days....

They steal a bike and run away. Reminds me of family guy.

Woah... your name matches your picture!!!!!!

Well on the bright side, atleast OP helped to put the fire off instead of ignoring it. God Bless you OP. Don't worry about those kids, karma will get 'em.

Ha. No.

I took time to thumb this down. Feel special.

I know right! What kind of retard tries to stop fires from spreading out of control?

2- By all means please enlighten me on the purpose of those extra parenthesis. Is it suppose to mean that your mouth is unusually large? Oversized chin? Multiple mouths? Cmon' don't leave me hanging.

85 - it's meant to be his double, sorry, TRIPLE, chin, since he's just a fat troll spending his life on the Internet

Pretty sure they mean that it should of been expected his bike would be leaving without him under the situation.

I'm scared for that day to come.

It wouldn't be any different than when the previous leaders of the world ruled.

Or will be in jail.

Sadly, it was locked, but my bike has one of these locks that only block the back wheel. One of the kids simply lifted up the back while the other held the bars, and biked off like that. I would have used my chain lock, but was in a hurry since I didn't want the fire to spread :(

Despite the fact that his bike ended up getting stolen, I think that trying to put out a fire is an acceptable reason to not lock your bike.

Aren't you one?

No in fact, I'm not(:

It says you are 16...

correct.

= kid.

Abby, 100% of 16 year olds across the planet are kids. Don't be in such a rush to grow up.

I'm not in a rush to grow up, I just don't identify myself as a child.

By 16 you're pretty much almost an adult & can take care of yourself...at least I could. It all just depends on your maturity. I've met 13 year olds way more mature than someone in their 20s.

No matter how you identity yourself or your maturity level, legally and physically someone who is under 18 is a minor, a.k.a. child. I'm 17 and I acknowledge that, even though I've met 25 year old adults with the mental capacities of an 8 year old and could be considered their equal.

I don't care. My comment was not geared to 16 year olds, it was more to 12 year olds. I don't know why everyone had to jump on me!

Because you said "I hate kids" and you are one...

You can get emancipated at 16, making you an adult. In many places you are an adult at 17.

I'm Jewish, so does that mean I'm an adult at 13? Just because some places say an adult is younger than 18 doesn't mean it is scientifically true.

Yes, it does. If another place identifies you as an adult and you are a resident of said place, you are considered an adult by them. So what I'm saying is that age does not technically make you an adult if you can get emancipated and all this other shit. Besides, I don't really see why 18 classifies you as an adult. It's just a random number & it's not "scientifical".

**** you im 12 nd i hav more maturity than u ******* do

I see what you did there ;)

Doc bastard-Is that a coke bottle or a pepsi in his stomach?

Pepsi doesn't come in bottles like that..

FreshlyCut - it's a Coke bottle, but it was in his rectum (not his stomach) before I removed it.

Yep, if you push something up the rectum too far it will get sucked in and stuck. Heard too many of those stories from my EMT teachers.

Are you the singing bush? My first thought was three amigos. *goes back to the corner*