Clothes, Washing machines and Miscellaneous: Laundry day - FML

Laundry day

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

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Money for nothing

By CollegeGirl - 01/05/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I did my laundry in my dorm. After dragging 2 hampers down 4 flights of stairs, my ID card with money on it was rejected. After dragging it back upstairs, I scrounged up enough quarters from friends. Thirty minutes after finally starting my laundry, I realized I forgot to add detergent. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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By daqueen009 - 18/12/2020 17:04 - United States

Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML

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Deep clean

By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, my husband decided to drain his motorcycle oil into an empty bottle of laundry detergent. Also today, I decided to lift a stain out of my white comforter with some detergent I found in the garage. FML

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By kaydebug - 15/08/2018 03:30

Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By Adulting - 31/10/2017 21:24

Today, I accidentally washed an entire box of macaroni and cheese with a load of laundry. I'm 25 and do not have kids. FML

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By Lulu - 17/09/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was washing some clothes in the laundry room at my apartment complex. I went back an hour later, passed my neighbor on the way in, and moved my clothes to the dryer. I just brought them back from the dryer, and all my underwear are missing. FML

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Top comments

flockz 19

Monday 14 November 2011 1:14

it's ok you don't need detergant. i'm sure the smell of water will make them smell fine.

shortstuff9519 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:09

At least they got wet?

Comments

shortstuff9519 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:09

At least they got wet?

Olovio 5

Monday 14 November 2011 1:14

That's what she said.

shortstuff9519 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:15

Ohhhh yeah

leadman1989 15

Monday 14 November 2011 1:29

4 You gonna give us a little donkey show? :D

grmnxsensati0n 4

Monday 14 November 2011 2:22

like like like like like

Shy_Anne 10

Monday 14 November 2011 2:23

I want to laugh... but I've actually done this before :(

theguy33 1

Monday 14 November 2011 5:32

Five loads in one day not bad.

nava1210 12

Monday 14 November 2011 6:11

Five hoes in one day not bad.

bjr1208 3

Monday 14 November 2011 6:34

I'm sick of this bakery store shit!

Choose_Wisely 5

Monday 14 November 2011 6:48

reading this fml on laundry day REALLY makes me say yeah, fyl

evilplatypus 38

Monday 14 November 2011 1:10

First world problems...

grmnxsensati0n 4

Monday 14 November 2011 2:20

dumbass

flockz 19

Monday 14 November 2011 1:14

it's ok you don't need detergant. i'm sure the smell of water will make them smell fine.

robincakes94 8

Monday 14 November 2011 1:43

I think Dryer sheets would be a better alternative, but water is also a good scent...

tarabelle 7

Monday 14 November 2011 2:01

Water doesn't have a smell.

robincakes94 8

Monday 14 November 2011 2:08

I'm not smell deficient, I know that! I was commenting on flockz sarcasm with sarcasm... Ugh for now on I'll label all of my sarcasm. :)

tarabelle 7

Monday 14 November 2011 2:12

Haha sorry! I wasn't sure. I showed this to my little sister, and she said "Lindsey, you're stupid. Water has a smell. It smells like..ummm...I don't know actually. It doesn't smell like anything but it has a smell." Yup. There's a 9 year old for ya(:

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Monday 14 November 2011 1:14

FYL! Next time, Put detergent BEFORE you add your load into the washer.

clw1740 0

Monday 14 November 2011 4:11

No shit.

CowOven 7

Monday 14 November 2011 4:23

Wouldn't that be a YDI?

frankboy 0

Monday 14 November 2011 9:39

Well i'll be.. Thanks boss. So helpful

Alexis2742 31

Wednesday 16 December 2015 5:13

Lol duh ...?

jmk1469 5

Monday 14 November 2011 1:15

psh. who needs detergent?

TheCarChanel 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:55

What's detergent do?

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 14 November 2011 1:57

Penetrates and removes stains with added fragrance. -Mr. Clean.

AshleighNason 24

Monday 14 November 2011 2:16

ew

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 14 November 2011 2:22

34- What's so revolting in this thread?

eviIpotato 0

Monday 14 November 2011 6:00

GER THE ******* **** OFF MY SCREEN BAKERY STORY!!!!!!! Sorry for my outburst, but it pisses me off! OP I can understand 1 or 2, but 5? Really?

livlafluv100 2

Monday 14 November 2011 6:10

Whoa guys. We're dealin with a badass over here.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 14 November 2011 6:20

71- Yes! What's up with the new whole-screen-ad shit? It sucks balls...

haw008 14

Monday 14 November 2011 1:15

And you noticed this after the fifth load? Way to go.

leadman1989 15

Monday 14 November 2011 1:17

It's ok as long as there weren't any cats involved.

Strafeh 9

Monday 14 November 2011 1:18

Tide - 1 oP - 0

ThreeSheetsGone 12

Monday 14 November 2011 1:37

OP's water company-1 OP-0

Strafeh 9

Monday 14 November 2011 2:55

Overused Joke - 2 Strafeh - -1

TheClumsiest 0

Monday 14 November 2011 4:43

Lays- 0 Doritos- 1

flockz 19

Monday 14 November 2011 5:11

sex-0 hand-1

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 14 November 2011 5:25

Chocolate - 1 Pizza - 0

nolarboot 10

Monday 14 November 2011 6:24

Power level - >9000 Argument - (not valid)

dumboears 8

Monday 14 November 2011 7:15

Combo: 0 Breaker: 1 ...wait a minute.

slushpup9696 12

Monday 14 November 2011 10:24

object 1: 1 object 2: 0

crazyrunnergirl 7

Monday 14 November 2011 1:18

I think it's safe to say you'll live

salsa324 0

Monday 14 November 2011 1:19

Haha SUCKS FOR YOU!!!

salsa324 0

Monday 14 November 2011 4:02

Oh come on just a joke.

salsa324 0

Monday 14 November 2011 7:59

Aw now I have 2 thumbs up what happen to the 3rd one?

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