Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
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slitherbomb 0

You're supposed to pretend to text people but really just go on Facebook....

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gluesniff3r 3

I'm sorry, but pretending to talk to someone is pathetic. Pretend to text like everyone else or just do a thousand other things phones these days offer.

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slitherbomb 0

You're supposed to pretend to text people but really just go on Facebook....

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akayc32 0

Or not be bothered with not having your phone stuck in your face at all times...

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xoconnie 8

After so many FMLs about fake talking on the phone, I believe all have us here have learned a valuable lesson.. lol dont do it and just fake text someone! come onnnn man!

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

If ur ever walking alone at night and there's a vehicle full of guys or some shit pretend to talk on the phone it's the best thing ever, no ones going to jump u if they think ur almost home and have an audience.

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rallets 22

but who was phone?!?! forever a phone

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Jovecove 13

Or just plug in your earphones and listen to some tunes.

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Horde 8

YDI for pretending to talk to friends you don't have to impress people you don't care about.

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gluesniff3r 3

I'm sorry, but pretending to talk to someone is pathetic. Pretend to text like everyone else or just do a thousand other things phones these days offer.

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brianjman14 22

What about just sitting there and doing nothing while you're waiting?

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kayleigh12 0

What about actually texting or calling someone while you wait? Then you seems less stupid.

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bitchslapped22 14

Why is someone so concerned about their self-image in front of complete strangers?

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kewlkate 9

I pretend to do that when I'm by myself in public and waiting for someone just so less people think to bother me. It works

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ItsYourMamaDoe 0

Well, you kind of deserve that one. It's a little bit awkward to pretend to talk on the phone. And fairly obvious to spot out in my opinion

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KiddNYC1O 20

Yeah, if the phone rings...

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xxkimmyt 9

Why did you even do it? o.o

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VDubbGrrl 4

Old enough to go to University, old enough to know better.

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slappinGoodtimes 0

Old enough to not have mommy pick you up?

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VDubbGrrl 4

The only acceptable time to fake talk or text is at the strip club when you are trying to ignore the freaky dancer bugging your group for a lap dance.

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faithxoxox 1

Girl wants to give lap dance ... Guy refuses? That's a new one. You're at a strip club. You're not exactly there to eat buffalo wings and drink coke.

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alycion 38

Not all the girls there are one guy's type. They got to keep an array for everyone. And some of them can be downright annoying.

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TashaRuber 0

U just happen to know that, and be the judge right

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Bekll 31

This sounds like a regular thing with you or else your mother wouldn't have said that.

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TipOfTheHat 10

Mother knows best! She is right, fake talking is pathetic!

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FlyingWhisps 5

So many questions... Let's start with: 1. Why the hell did you just decide to pretend to talk to someone on the phone? 2. How did your mom know?

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brown4lifejot 1

I think OP person is a loner so she does this quite often.

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