By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 13:57 - Norway

Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
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cardtowermaster 0

explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

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shanemaximo 7

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

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cardtowermaster 0

explain to him you have a natural uncontrollable tendency to purr when you're asleep. while explaining be sure to add some meows in between sentences

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Cats actually stop purring when they fall asleep.

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pokemai 6

OP's roomate doesnt! :D What's new pussy cat!? Wooou wou wooou :D

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shanemaximo 7

Tell him you have some very, very strange sexual appetites and since you already make videos you would be happy to send him one.

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murdersquirrel 15

What happens if he wants to see one of these sexual feline videos?

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marpay 11

Op will dress as a furry style cat and make a video of it?

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Kefka91 15

39- that's hot. I wanna see it. :3

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kikiwi_fml 9

That's hilarious. I bet he thinks that's the worst excuse ever too haha.

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TheiMightyKhaL 2

I used to make cat noises, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

You know you'd think someone would be able to tell the difference between someone making fake cat noises and a reak car.

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LlamaFlavoured 24

There's a big difference between a fake cat and a reak car. ;)

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ninjuh_wingman 29

I mean a real cat.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Sure, unless the roommate is very good at it. I've fooled quite a few people with my expert meowing skills. That or everyone I hang around is an idiot. Could be either or.

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yumlicious 4

Most likely the latter.

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Kefka91 15

My ex-girlfriend was able to do a very convincing bird noise. She'd do it in class and make the teachers freak out thinking there was a bird in the room.

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xDani 3

Sounds like me. I'd do that shit even louder if I wanted to get someone kicked out. Looks like she's winning. c:

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gruebermeister 1

Have you ever lived alone? Comments like that from an 18 year-old--fail.

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lajaynay 15

Shit, I'm about to be 19 and if I could afford it, I'd live alone. Then my house wouldn't be such a damn mess and I can walk around in my underwear.

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tylersign 11

What the hell? Cat noises are the most boing of all animal noises. I prefer whale sounds. Or caterpillar...

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murdersquirrel 15

I like that your misspelling of 'boring' actually describes a noise. Good job, kinda.

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heyyy464 1

What sound does a caterpillar make??

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Kefka91 15

Laughing out loud at 1 AM, trying to imagine what sound a caterpillar would make.

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False_Stupidity 41

Depends if it's the animal caterpillar or the excavator...

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redhedsaysrawr 18

maybe they can actually talk but so quietly, that we cant hear it..... hmm.... man i wish i could talk to a caterpillar.... i bet theyre interesting...

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Buttsexpirate 9

I think you mean a pussy.

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perdix 29

Wouldn't she make dog sounds then?

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ColtsDoug18 0

Loll truee, good looks Mr. Buttsex! ... Woow never thought I'd ever say that..

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maxheart90 0

Well your roommate sounds normal

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