Scavengers

By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML
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Epsilonyx 15

"Trash first, rational locations later."

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DontClickOnMe 28

You should have called it from another phone and see if you could hear it ring!

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n_epic_fail 14

Your first thought was to empty out your garbage... Not just call your phone?

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IphonFML 6

39 not just that, but why would OP think he'd thrown it in the trash?

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21jason 9

Darn! Always the place you least expect

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graham11 14

I always keep my phone in the sink.. I like the electrocution effect.

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l4d98 2

Look at your picture and say your original comment.... I chuckled

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DontClickOnMe 28

You should have called it from another phone and see if you could hear it ring!

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jillianmathers12 13

She would have not looked in the trash if she did!

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choshaki 8

Ydi for not having common sense and calling it before looking through the whole trash bag. Smh

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docscientist 9

Who said op didn't try calling or knew it was on silent? I usually have my phone on silent.

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Epsilonyx 15

"Trash first, rational locations later."

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

ginkgo biloba works miracles, use it.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

google.... use that too

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Epsilonyx 15

I am quite aware of what you were referring to, but feel free to make your comment at least slightly related to mine instead of making yourself look like a failed smartass. Thanks for playing.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Touché. i didn't even mean to put my first comment there, but i'll be more aware of where i put them, no harm done. i'm not trying to "play a game" i'm just posting a comment. Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Epsilonyx 15

Lol. I assumed you had accidentally replied in the first place, but your second comment made me think different. Apologies for the anger.

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sugarandspice33 0

I get you... My phone is my baby!!

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

So who's the daddy?

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sugarandspice33 0

My computer totally

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thisisafunnyname 12

I guess your computer didn't use the proper protection program when uploading his hardware

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derpster 7

nerd-sex lingo? in that case.. may i see your floppy disc?

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graham11 14

50- I love sliding my USB drive into the computer port ;)

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flockz 19

that sneaky sink, always trying to snatch phones.

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desireev 17

It could be worse.. Sometimes I'll be talking to my mother on the phone. I'll tell her "I just can't find my phone anywhere!!!" The whole time, it's in my hand... And I am talking on it... That's sad.. Ain't it?? Lol

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VampObsessed 16

Lol! I do that all the time too. Thus why people call me a blonde. :)

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