I was right all along
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i hate when that happens!
^^^^ I love Good Charlotte
no one cares^
you are awesome!
Murphy's law in action, FYL Op
Better luck next year op! Fyl
Today was just not your day. Sorry OP that really sucks!:(
Was the cat ok?
If you want my straight-up opinion I think most cats are not "ok". I swear they purposely put themselves in these positions so they have an excuse to scratch the living daylights out of any available body part.
What is OP?
toe stubbs are so painful...
Or when you hit your head on a metal shelf. I did that yesterday and cussed like lil Wayne.
92- haha exactly!!;)
Am I the only one who got 97's reference?
My guess is: very
I'm not as think as your drunk I am
so...you planned to do all of this?
It does sound as though the OP has had many philosophical musings on this particular hypothetical sequence of events prior to their actual occurrence...
Can anyone translate #71 to modern day English?
Lik dis if u cry evertim
It sounds more like the OP had contemplated this exact sequence of events in full before its occurrence. Which implies either an incredibly dubious coincidence or doing it intentionally. Either that or they were just trying to make it sound "funnier" by being excessively loquacious.
That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..
Poooooooooooooooooooop e
That was...wow...
You thought about how much this would all hurt?
Ouch!!!!
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Was the cat ok?
That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..