I was right all along

By 3peeps - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that I was right about thinking how much it would hurt to hit your head on a door-frame, stub your toe on a stone table leg, and then trip over your cat, who won't take it well and will probably claw your recently stubbed toe. FML
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Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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SnigglePoop 3

That sounds like a purrty painful situation. I'm not kittin..

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hateevryone 14

dang, you just need to sit down somewhere.

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cass1_l0ve 13

But what if her luck is so bad that while she's sitting down the chair breaks and she falls on a piece of wood from the broken chair resulting in a huge splinter in her butt. so then OP jumps up in down screaming, steps on her cats tail, and when the cat tries to attack her she tries to run away but winds up stepping on her shoelace, tripping, and flying out the window into a thorn bush where a rabid squirrel was asleep. So then she tries to run from the squirrel (who is now Angry and wants to kill her) and the thorn bush cuts up her clothes and while shes running a cop arrests her for public indecency and she goes to jail and gets gay raped...?

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cptmorgan6 8

Personal experience?

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graham11 14

If all of that happened to me, I'd get back in bed and hope to wake up more carefully tomorrow.

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cass1_l0ve 13

#62 no, not personal experience THANKFULLY!!! Just the good ol imagination :)) (makes a rainbow above head)

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yumgranolabar 5

Cats plan where to stand, just so that you'll trip on them.

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jonriise18 3

How, or why, would you ever possibly be thinking about this series of incidents and the amount of pain they could potentially involve BEFORE any of this happened?

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xNephilim 18

This kind of stuff happens in movies all the time. Or on TV. Maybe that's why.

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Brainspoil 2

what op failed to mention is he is court ordered to wear a helmet and rides the short bus. today he chose to disobey that court order and this is what happened.

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crazychick1269 7

I just had the sudden urge to throw a dictionary at your face

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AndysFancy 6

Why, because I used lingo instead of the Yiddish word KLUTZ? **** yourself, simple teenaged crazychick, the one to 69.

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yummylicious 5

If that hurt you a lot, imagine how much it hurt the cat!

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rubberduckie94 13

Did you forget to take your medication or take too much?

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mightymart 5

I love how you talk about people who take this site too seriously, then on your next sentence you "threaten" to Come back at those who troll you... IRONY AT ITS BEST!!

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rubberduckie94 13

Did you read the part about me not being offended and just do it because it gets people bent out of shape. No, i guess you did not get that part.

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alyspar2 5

Oh my goodness!!!!!!! Is the poor cat okay?:/

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