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Real observant parents you have!
They were just trollin'
I totally just read my comment in Yoda's voice... Tehe! ;)
58- What makes you say that?
Either you have a really big house, or parents who don't care when you come and go.
Maybe they were just really busy... :) Obviously they care about you enough, OP to worry about your well-being :)
18- I never considered that possibility, you just blew my mind.
It's happened to me before too. Don't stress
How's this a bad thing, invisibility, you can just walk to any party any time, no questions asked.
I don't think invisibility is the FML. I think it's the fact that OP is one of those people that you never know whether they're there or not.
"...they didn't even notice me walk in." I don't know about you, but that screams invisible to me!
43- you outsmarted me yet again :/
They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.
That comment made me laugh more than the FML xD Thank you perdix my god of this strange yet amusing website
My stepdad has tinnitus- I literally got a big dog collar with a bell so he could hear me walking up to him because I kept making him jump. XD Also helps if you're listening to music in a store and wander off to look for something. Just listen for the bells! (Disclaimer: Does not work in pet stores, anywhere playing Jingle Bells, on small children or in loud overcrowded places)
OP I think you forgot to mention that you're half ninja. No one ever notices ninjas.
I used to get yelled at and grounded if I didn't...
Annoying,crazy, anything that describes "caring(strict)" parents.
My dad just jokes about letting the family dog bite my ankles. This is a tiny Shih Tzu, by the way...
Maybe instead of walking straight to your room, you should actually greet people when you enter your house. This is not totally their fault. They didn't hear the door opening and you should have said hello or something. Edit: 9 beat me to it
Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.
Genius.
Sneak skill: 99.
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They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.
Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.