Miscellaneous: Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking...

By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML

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By over_protected - 18/01/2010 12:28 - Canada

Today, I received a message from front desk that my concerned father is trying to contact me. I call only to hear that my parents were freaking out that I wasn't answering my phone. They saw me 9 hours ago. They were going to call the police. I'm in college and also don't live with them anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2024 16:00 - United States - New Smyrna Beach

Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML

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By dxl - 18/02/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML

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By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

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I don't know, leave me alone

By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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You deserved it 159

I feel fine

By Anonymous - 26/08/2021 18:01

Today, my parents left me several frantic voicemails early this morning about the hurricane, totally in a panic that I wasn’t safe. I called them when I woke up and told them I was fine. They were actually angry that I wasn't in the eye of the storm, because they “worried for nothing.” FML

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You deserved it 84

By Michelle - 15/08/2011 08:15 - United States

Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML

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You deserved it 23 200

By Anonymous - 03/06/2018 01:30

Today, my mother knocked on the door of my room at 7am. I am currently over 300 miles from home, on a vacation to get away from my overbearing family. I told none of them where I was going. FML

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By Coolios - 24/06/2013 14:16 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

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By maf811 - 07/11/2011 12:13 - United States

Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:43

They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.

TraceCase_ 19

Sunday 8 January 2012 16:47

Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.

Comments

emogirl88 2

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:14

That's sad.

drsaw4 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:15

Like a ninja

Ballin8864 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:26

First read FML of the day , & it was pretty funny. :)

aliciab123 0

Monday 9 January 2012 2:14

Agreed (:

shadawnlee26 1

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:39

That's happened to me too.

Dadz_fml 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:47

You should have said you were over in Africa. They'd believe you.

nado13579 12

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:47

Hey, they got a ninja in the family! :3

chels1994 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:49

Well at least they were worried

oliverk 3

Sunday 8 January 2012 17:50

Sounds like something my mum and dad would do

HaleyXx_fml 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:03

Yea but that shows they care. They may not have noticed you walked in, but they thought you probably ran away or got kidnapped. They cared enough to see if you were okay and try to get a hold of you on the phone. That shows they love you. So don't worry :)