By musicislife1337 - 08/01/2012 07:24 - Canada

Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 054
You deserved it 3 099

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

They were worried about your silent, ninja walking. How are they going to enjoy having hot, noisy sex when the kid could suddenly glide in on them unnoticed? They need to put a bell around your neck.

TraceCase_ 19

Should have messed with them and asked for a ride home...then gave them detailed directions to your room.

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liladavid 0
bizarre_ftw 21

Ignore all, let them call the police, then walk out and enjoy watching them look like the douches they are

I do that to my kids all the time. They are in and out of the house constantly. Busy lives. My girls text each other all the time, while they are sitting beside each other.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Had a similar experience in high school. I left to do some stuff early saturday morning and didn't come back to the mid-afternoon. I came in the house and my parents were shocked to see me. They thought I had been asleep in my room all day so I feel your pain.

Awesome parents! Especially comparatively to a lot of these other FMLs. Chin up and smile because you very caring parents. :)

Track1991 0

Haha, that happened to me once, but my parents didn't text me, they called.

I cant tell if your parents love you or not

hellodeandra 8

They weren't too worried or they'd look around the house for you.