Really? Cause I can, and it's pretty damn hilarious.

*queue dramatic music* And thats when you've got to fight to the finish!

If you lived to tell the story, good for you! I probably would have had a panic attack right then and there.

I love how this was written XD

46- it's not "******** yourself" if your on the toilet with the full intention to let out

It reminds me if the black and white movie with the giant ants invading…Anyone know what I'm talking about?

Ew!! That gross.

OP's exquisite vocabulary is the reason I got out of bed today.

Lol I'm on the toilet now and I could not resist checking to see if there were any bugs below.

70- Empire of the Ants. My old stepdad made me watch that movie when I was seven, I'm still confused at what the point of the movie was.

I know this is stupid, but what does YDI and OP stand for

You Deserve It and Original Poster

I would of literally shit myself lol

103-But doesn't it remind you of it??

You Dumb Idiot, and Odd People

Ants on a log?

53 - there is a lot of people thumbing you down but you do make a valid point..

Oh I already knew what ydi meant but I always thought op was other person i know stupid but I wouldn't know what else it'd be

113 - Young Dicks Invading and Orgasming Penises

i probably wouldve been pissing and got it everywhere getting them off of me

as a heads up if you got Qs about something.here youre better off going to google youll get trolled with random words and "go to google"s

113- don't listen to the stupid commenters friend it stands for Yuma death institute and orbital penis ^_^

haha omg me too

This made me flinch. haha >:3

That's the fanciest term for 'taking a shit' I've heard yet!

70 - The movie is "Them" it's a real classic.

take a dump on the ants

Kill it with fire!

He also gives an offering of liquid gold as soon as he wakes up.

I am now going to use these phrases in my conversations.

Your offering didn't please the porcelain throne.

You pic made my day

^ creep

Well good, that's the point of wording it that way

Apology accepted?

1. Make me laugh 2. U have the best birthday ever

The ants emerged.. Very visual you should be a writter!

Anyone else feel a tingle on their leg while reading this FML?

I wish my toilet looked like a porcelain throne : (

Clearly the porcelain gods were not happy with his offering

It's just so poetic... :)

Pfft, turd? The gods demand blood!!!

Ewwww

^ your.....pic.....has.....me..... Speechless!!!!!

Really? Because her pic has me running to hide my $1 bills

wait blood from anywhere? or the poopshoot?

I thought the grasshoppers collect the offering? (bugs life reference)

Give it to the high and might king ant

That makes two of us :[

I guess 3 of you cuz OP freaked out to

Af least OP didn't drop their phone in

85- I thought that's what the FML was going to about when I first started reading it..

Lmao (:

*Epic Announcer Voice* Just when you thought it was safe to sit on the "Porcelain Throne" Duh Duh Duh!

That song was the first thing I thought of. HAHAHA.

At least ants are mostly harmless, it could of been worse. O.O

Haha, yeah. Coulda been snakes, or spiders.

Unless they are fire ants

Or cockroaches ..

or velvet ants or least thats what we called em in oaklahoma. ******* stings were apparently so terrible youd be on your knees instantly