By stupdude3 - 26/03/2012 14:51 - United States

Today, I learned a valuable lesson: Make sure you learn to swim at a very young age, or else you might end up a in a swimming class with a bunch 3 and 4 year-olds, taught by your crush. FML
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CaptNomNom 17

Never too late to learn! Maybe this will help u get closer to her :)

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juicedboi 7

Bring some floaties. Might as well make a joke out of it. You're stuck there anyway

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ThisIsMyReign 4

OP should have had a drunk grandpa like the movie "Just go with it".

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rach2010 0

Maybe you can get private lessons.

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hawkey126 0

Definitely the parent's fault.

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emmagillespie24 11

She must be like teen years if she has a crush....

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uffiewuffie 0

62 - are you really that retarded?

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lolipop1234_fml 7

73 I think that 62 said she must be in her teens as it's mainly teenagers that us the word 'crush'. Your going a bit far calling him/her retarded for that when it's a normal assumption to make.

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lolipop1234_fml 7

Im sorry I ment to say : it is mainly teenagers that 'use' the word crush.

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JohnstonAlvin 2

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Newbs_And_Bewbs 5

I think that 73 was saying that because OP is a boy...

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AllThatHit 7

I learned when I was 13, god that was embarrasing. you would have to be way older to be eligible to teach 3 to 4 year olds so Im guessing OP is way older

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lolipop1234_fml 7

I'm on my phone. Don't know how to check on this?

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CaptNomNom 17

Never too late to learn! Maybe this will help u get closer to her :)

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Feared 9

It will definitely allow you to get eachother wet easily.

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

OP could end up teacher her a few things as well

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Guren 0

Use it to your advantage and get some "personal" lessons.

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ComTlancy 12

I'm sure OP made waves with his progress

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rebelsrock 17

After all, she's hopefully in a 2 piece and your shirtless, your pretty much halfway there *wink*

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nickdunbar 8

That sounds like fun, maybe you could get to know your crush better

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InstantRanbowMix 0

If you can touch the bottom there's no need to swim

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nickdunbar 8

That sounds like fun, maybe you could get to know your crush better

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harkerk87 3

Just think of it as quality time with ur crush

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juicedboi 7

Bring some floaties. Might as well make a joke out of it. You're stuck there anyway

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ripresno 10

Maybe a spider man swimsuit too

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ollie179 21

Well now you can impress him by out swimming a load of 3 and 4 year olds, you'll be his star pupil!

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gabe222 25

Pretty sure profile says "he" so unless he is gay, assume the teacher is a girl...

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TheCarChanel 0

Unless hes out swam by a 4 year old

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boydeee01 7

I didn't learn how to swim until I was 6.

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The_Troller 14

Cool story, bro.

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

When I was born I was immediately thrown into a lake.

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ThisIsMyReign 4

True story I threw him in to help a snake and thus his name "Snake Doctor" was born, along with the ability to swim.

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ripresno 10

22- great profile pic

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kurololita 6

22... do i know you.... o_O... no seriously, cause i swear i do.

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coolstorybro6 6

I learned when I was 14 and now I'm a lifeguard

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forever_born 6

Why did he get thumbed down? He was just saying how old he was

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