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Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...
Well You see, sweat is great for cleaning. It enhances the pores making you very clean compared to beach rats.
At least she saves on water.
11 - But at what cost?! WHAT COST?! She'll stink really bad, warn of boyfriends (good for OP's Dad I guess) and have a risk of some disease/infection maybe?
12- okay *creeply face and rapes your ass with a spoon* what? Its not THAT weird!
32 Even if a hobo did manage to buy a blow drier,what would they plug it into. Only a few cardboard boxes have power outlets.
Maybe she does need to learn about hygiene, but I'm sure she's GOT A GOOD REASON FOR TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT
Boobies.
Smart daughter you have raised. At least she's saving on water thou.
Am I the only one who kind of wants to try this...? Yes? Oh...
Little do you know about air drying. Have you been through a car wash? How do automatic car washes dry the car?
Some blow dryers have the option of "Cool". Which feels amazing.
Well showers are long and tiresome i can approve this fml.
I find showers relaxed and they certainly help even lose some stress and wake up :)
5 - You're disgusting.
31, I must be doing it wrong then. Showering puts me to sleep.
I bet shes a big fan of it..
Nice try.
Wow that pun sucks! FYL
That is disgusting
That pun was almost as bad as OP's daughters armpit stench.
With logic like that applied to the rest of her life, she'll go far. *no need to wipe after pooping, it takes too much effort*
Sesshomaru!
I would hate to be around her when Aunt Flo comes to visit. She and her aunt will make your whole house smell like a fish market. Perhaps, leaving her out in the rain or when you're washing your car accidentally spraying her off with the hose or Febrezing the life out of her when she's not looking. For the sake of all those around with a sense of smell, try something! Anything!
I've done that before. With the cold setting. Sometimes there just isn't time...
It doesn't matter, you make time. I would rather take a shower and be late, than knowing I stink and be on time
#46 - Not gonna lie, I've done that waaaaaaaaaaay too many times.
That's when you drag her butt to the shower
Yeah I'm going to have to agree with Mike the Situation. Op that's just dirty, tell her ass to get in that shower.
You think you are funny, That was messed up, I didn't know who mike the situation was, I had to look him up. I think I'm better looking jk
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Yes, because the heat from the blow dryer will not make her sweat more.
Someone needs a lesson on hygiene...