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Explains: Farm = Country = scarecrow :)
What if it had been a person though? That must've been some pretty shit driving
He sure scared you didn't he :)
Read explanation = Dumber now
Be vewy vewy qwiet. Its duck season.
83- wabbits*
Or a person......
Or a chicken crossing the road
why did the pirate cross the road? to get to the second hand store!
Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow
Yeah....but some of them scarecrows can look very realistic!
How many farms put scare crows in the middle of the road? I am wondering where OP was actually driving.
#17, in the original post the OP says he hit the scarecrow "on the side of the road"... Makes me wonder.
#17 Whoops, sorry, I misread. ^^' I have insomnia and it's about 3:30 in the morning right now.
Yeah might have a brain - but seriously how badly was OP driving to hit a scarecrow. Most of the ones I have seen do not move at all and are in the middle of fields...I feel that OP really should NOT be driving... Unless it was a hilarious prank played on the OP.
Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|
Emotions and feelings are related to the brain. Makes me wonder if it's magic that makes someone have one and not another...
Just follow the yellow brick road!
It's a literal fairy tale. Don't read too far into it.
Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get those peepers! What a truly terrifying movie that was when it was released!
A mistake easily made. From far away, those things can look a lot like people. Though I also have terrible vision, so that might be just me. ^^
The mistake was op driving. How bad of driver is op to hit something on the side of the road? Even if op was distracted its no excuse to be driving off the road enough to hit something like that.
When I went to the DMV to start the process of getting a drivers license, they had me take a vision test so that when I'm finally behind the wheel, I won't hit moving and non-moving objects. It's like going downstairs blindfolded. Dangerous!
The scarecrow just jumped at you, right?
hey now. at least it wasn't a person.
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Use your brain next time! You're fortunate enough to have one, unlike Mr. Scarecrow
Hey hey hey, scarecrows are important too! Didn't you learn anything from The Wizard of Oz? He may not have a brain but he has feelings, you know. :|