By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
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DocBastard 38

This is a better way to find out than the alternative: OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour! Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night. OP: Wha...what? Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.

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Rinat_fml 26

You should make a copy of yourself using paper, wood and clothes, and make it hold a poster that says: "Shame on you, perve!"

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Eiregal2 10

oh i would die if i saw someone at my window at night.

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SkoomaKi 27

#20 - You would just die? Like suddenly or slowly or horribly or hysterically or happily or painfully or peacefully or awesomely or fantastically or brilliantly or epically?

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Pigeon89 34

I think it's meant in a horror movie stabbing sort of way

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siickman 7

36, peeping tom? Stalker is more along the lines of following her every move (on her daily chores/activities and internet socializing)

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iteenlovequotes 19

so he's a peeping tom? close the curtains?

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pagullarka 9

Should be proud either you or your wife are hot

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mjoyn98 1

Who said OP was married? That's not even a compliment it's a violation of her privacy. And by the way, OP is a girl..

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tennisrapper1 14

Wtf is your point? That had no relation to the fml whatsoever #2.

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hiitisbrooke 28

I get what 2 is saying. By saying you should be proud,either you or your wife are hot, 2 is saying he doesn't know if op is a girl or a guy so if op is a girl the husband is looking at op. if op was male the husband would look at op's wife. I don't get why 2 didn't check the gender, though.

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Cad6 24

Saying something like that is liking wishing to be torn by comment-eating Grammar Nazis.

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smellymellyy 7

Seriously who gives a **** about grammar nazis, they blow things out of proportion on FML. 2 actually has a point so if you stopped to think about 2's comment instead of whether he used a full stop or not you might actually agree with him.

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Kazakuya 3

Couldn't be that the OP never mentioned that they were married or the fact that OP is clearly a girl. No, that'd be too easy.

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bertman21 5

2 Is right op looks better than peeping toms own wife/girlfriend/lover/sister (if they are from the south.)

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LadyGore 12

Bright side? At least you know your perverted neighbor thinks for attractive?

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redmane 21

Exactly why this is an FML. Because it's creepy.

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redmane 21

Never said that. It's just one of the reasons that this particular FML is an FML.

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anabls08 0

I would not be comforted by that notion :/

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lalalanono 8

Tell him he's lucky she caught him and not you. Do this while repeatedly opening and closing a large, shiny pair of scissors. Or, ya know, report his peeping ass.

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DocBastard 38

This is a better way to find out than the alternative: OP: Hi I'm your new neighbour! Man: I know. Nice pink panties you had on last night. OP: Wha...what? Man: Uh, I said nice to meet you.

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furfantasies 0

That's ******* creepy. Sue and get buckets of money.

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Michele2luv 8

The good old american way, huh? . . . idiot

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perdix 29

Don't blame the victim. The main fault belongs to the peeping Tom husband. The OP must be pretty hot if she can compete favorably with Internet ****. 99.9% of voyeurs have ditched peeping for the ease, quality and convenience of online wanking.

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immaMonsta 8

Now that would be one of those conversations I wish I hadn't overheard. FYL for having a peeping Tom, but maybe you should close your blinds/curtains more?

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millie1267 4

It would help if you closed your window shades..

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SpottedZebra42 14

Wait...Wha-WHAT? What are you trying to say?

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tennisrapper1 14

Lol. I don't think many people, if anyone, on FML watches nintendocaprisun on YouTube.

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