By thepigeonsfriend - 07/05/2012 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
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qwaszxwesdxc 0

Blood on ur face, You big disgrace, Kickin ur can all over the face

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thekimberlypan 1

At least you're not a complete ass? Small victories.

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Comments

GovernorGeneral 8

LOL. Its hard not to kick a can if its just lying there. You need to perfect that aim of yours so it does not hit civilians.

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DontModMeDammit 10

I think the real FML here is that the guy has such bad eye-foot coordination it is amazing he was able to run and catch up with OP without falling flat on his face.

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Is it odd that I was expecting this to rhyme?

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

I hate it when I'm kicking a rock with my friend and it he kicked in front of him and he doesn't kick it, but that's a lil far xD

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ProfessionalTrol_fml 14

That was a handball which means you get a free kick. Not much of a football player is he?

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

14 the man with the plan kicked a can to Jackie chan who than ran to throw the can in OP's man(dible)

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ripresno 10

45- HOORAY FOR RHYMING!! [^_^]

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smileypoop 2

14. Its funny what you say in your profile, cause anybody who had witnessed a man dying does not want to think about that let alone put that in a fml profile... Show some respect

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rallets 22

^ and the bombing doesnt offend you?

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efemel94 7

Chief wigan - "3 kicks the same can is officially littering"

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OhDearBetrayal 25

47- Oh I'm sorry, did you think I was kidding? I hardly think admitting to seeing a person dying is showing disrespect, if anything it shows how they'll never be forgotten. You need to stop acting like an over sensitive person and grow up. What I put on my profile shows what I have gone through, why are you acting like such a prick?

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hahafylop 4

OhDearBetrayal, if you're location is Mankato, MN, look at my profile. I have fulfilled your dream.

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thekimberlypan 1

At least you're not a complete ass? Small victories.

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

Blood on ur face, You big disgrace, Kickin ur can all over the face

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Feklfekl2222 32

Aaarrrgh I'll never get that out of my head! Actually that's a good thing, cheers :)

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SkoomaKi 27

#3 - Made my ******* day. That is all.

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qwaszxwesdxc 0

Lol... Autocorrected... Last line was supposed to be "place"

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therealslim 15

34- face seems more appropriate anyway, as the can was launched at his head

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uJelly24 1

I sang that I didn't read it :D

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RoseCrystal 17

I've heard of Kick the Can but this is ridiculous...

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fishereric 1

That's a stupid comment.

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maebelline12 12

Your comment about how stupid #4s comment was wasn't any better.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

At least he didn't throw it at your balls

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TwiztedYuri 9

OP is a female they're called ovaries

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starbucksguy 16

And it'd be a hell of a shot to hit her ovaries at that...

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RedPillSucks 31

It would be an even better shot if it hit her balls.... :-/

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Damn, I didn't even notice. I thumbed my comment down for that

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DogsPaw 16

Thought of all the Tosh.o things for this comment.

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HeroOfHyrule 0

Pick it back up and throw it at him. He's a jerk, OP.

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johnnyhaha 0

or pretend he knocked u out then piss all over the place

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xxmckenzierae 5

He couldn't help it, he had to get the can back to you some how.

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PawnShopPenguin 4

I honestly feel bad for the guy, poor man.

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BossFML1996 1

He slapped her in the back of the head with a damn can and you feel bad for him?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Did you not notice the man had motor skills less than that of a rock? That's pitiful indeed.

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penniesguy4323 1

Yah hes just mad cause he could never kick a ball

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OhDearBetrayal 25

Yah bt u missd somthin, an thas GRAMMAR. I'm not a full- blown grammar nazi but sometimes I can't help but develop a twitch...

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SkoomaKi 27

I feel bad for ya son, I got 99 problems but a hurt head ain't one! That guy should've just given up and put it in the bin, but I guess throwing it at you made him feel better about himself. You're life sucks.

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